sunday afternoon fun - twilight

HAHAHAHA since Andrew Ng showed me http://www.facebook.com/pages/Clitorus/Back-in-my-day-Vampires-sucked-blood-not-cock/213400999237?v=wall&ref=nf 

&

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

 

i hadn’t stop thinking about THESE when someone started talking about edward and how hot he is and how awesome twilight is HAHAHA!

 

    

In another video interview with E!Online, Pattinson speaks frankly of Meyer, and proves to wish-fulfillment authors everywhere that he's got their number.

When I read it ... I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and ... it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it's like, "Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy" and she just writes this book about it, and there's some things about Edward that are just so specific that ... I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes ... feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it's kind of voyeuristic ... It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.

Fiction editor Yoni featured Twilight for her Bad Book Month column, where she presented a full numeric breakdown of the book's flaws. Be sure to check out the full list at her LiveJournal; it is detailed, eye-opening, and what the internet whiz kids might call "LOLarious."

Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372

Boys that Totally Love Bella (Including Edward Cullen): 5

Approximate Amount of Time Bella and Edward are Romantically Involved Before Bella Is Begging Edward to Turn Her into a Vampire so They Can Be Together Forever: Like, two weeks. Maybe three. The timeline's a bit fuzzy.

References to Edward's Beauty: 165

 

credits: http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-makes-for-the-best-fanwank-ever

 

W.T.F.

SRC election

im usually quite ignorant about nominating and voting in general cuz of a number of reasons like i dunno if they really want the position or not or like if they are responsible or something *stressed T_T & etc

this year, i’ve seen quite a number of familiar faces on the list – HI! i hope you guys win! :D

but when i was scanning the list… i saw a name that stroke a chord but i can’t seemed to put my finger on it at that point…

it took me a few hours to connect the dots. >> sien super slow i know

he verbally (& sort of sexually) harassed a girl.

seriously? someone that is running for SRC having such a tendency?

nah, i don’t see what he said as a joke unless you’re really mentally sick. c’mon, cracking a sexually disrespectful one? your mum would be so proud.

thanks but no thanks, i don’t fancy someone like that to be in charge. but then again, i have A WHOLE LOT of faith that your competitor(s) would secure the position you’re fighting for so…

i’ll probably just keep my hands tied & mouth sewn shut. probably (:

i want a kitty :(

i want a kitty! i want want want! T___T damn cute!

i’ve wanted a kitty when i was about 4 den i wanted a bunny when i was 6 but the closest pet i had was a goldfish =.=

plenty actually…

 

i dunno why but all of them died really fast T_T i cleaned their water n feed them one lor! …. ( “i ” can also mean my dad/mum/bro lar *ahem)

then lately, chiachee posted on fb that she wanted to rear a cat and then qi told me she felt like rearing one too. i think we saw too many cats during mamak/football session yesterday =.= england vs US.

i was reminded of the time when chuenyin told me that she saw a very cute but hurt kitten near her house one day and hid it in her closet as her dad dislike the idea of rearing animals in the house. she fed it regularly each day until one day where we needed to attend prefect camp i think. she left ALOT of food in the closet and hid it in the closet and left.

for the 3 days and 2 nights, her dad was continuously haunted by the mews of a kitten until he finally found it and took care of it. he fed it, cleaned it and took it out for walks :) so sweet!

when she came back, her dad was like…. YOU! … YOU HID A KITTEN IN YOUR CLOSET? do you know that it might have died!?

and then they nursed it back to health together and let it go. HAHA cute la the story :)

 

anyway, qi told me randomly that she needed black shirts then after 10 mins, she said she need black stockings as well.

i’m sorry but i think i have really inappropriate mindset in this sense. all i could think was how HOT and SEXY black stockings are!

OBVIOUSLY i dont mean those lala lele (read: leh leh, taught by a MIA student) in sg wang plaza laa!!

 

instead, take a look at this!

i want the bloody shirt! damnnnn nice!!! not so much about the leopard prints though…. but i secretly have one… now. lol i wear it secretly in my room cuz it’s kinda comfy lol. it is GIVEN ok GIVENNN i didn’t went mad & bought it =.=

haih so hot la the stockings.

 

of course qi isn’t as eccentric as me (only in this sense, she’s quite eccentric in other areas LOL) she needed it for a function where she goes there to work voluntarily. for a buddhist association.

i got shamefully excited, i only wanted an excuse to buy & wear the black stockings LOL. so i asked if i could go >.<

she asked if i was sure

and told me the details… attire which consisted of white long sleeve shirt, black coat, black skirt, black stockings, black shoes etc. she said that they will need to smile all the time and act fast (cannot get sleepy and steam in the middle of the event).

LOL

firstly: i have really sakai facial expression, i don’t smile most of the time HAHAHA

secondly: i get bored easily and eventually get sleepy and steam lololol

thirdly, i said:

eh i thought you said need black shirt. i was thinking of wearing my super sakai southpark black shirt and simply wear one shorts and wear black stockings go ady leh!

qi was undoubtedly speechless.

then i continued by saying, eh i have a black skirt la but not long lor, quite short in fact. i think i better don’t go la, later all those conservative people vomit blood HAHAHAHHAHAHA

qi agreed instantly.

 

GOD, HOW DID I BECOME SO INAPPROPRIATE? HAHAHAHA

 

cute anot! my new pencil box! and also finally can utilize the teddy keychain i got ages ago & the cute black voodoo doll keychain choiyan, meeyun, seen, andrew & my lovely gehgeh got for me in melaka. they even had to specifically choose one with braces on. i was quite worried that i have no chance of using it since my ex pencil box is so …. fugly. & my bags are so… aiya cant matched la. lol thanks guys, it’s so sakai that i love it! HAHAHA! 

Worldcup shirts x)

my soulmate <33

the only 3 pictures we took! T_T wore so eventful shirts but yet… T_T

& summore we were wearing jackets and carrying bags! T_T

i know lah, so much for trying (very much in vain) to look like i was gonna represent a country to compete in the worldcup with a typical heavy high school schoolbag & a pink jacket (to prevent me from getting frostbites in class! CRAZY! SO DAMN COLD! like 13 degrees in every class i was in! & class was 8-5 WITHOUT ANY BREAK T_T )

HAHAHA FAIL

i was wearing “i love england” shirt with an england sign on my left sleeve! (wait maybe it was right… nono left… i think wtf)

qi was wearing “i love brazil”

andrew says we are lesbians. wtf. well, then again jealous people are generally sour :D

& also has a tendency to eat teddy bears :O :O

gray pasture

there’s an exhibition, which is “transforming the human nature” in school today till wednesday. i went for what i thought was a casual visit but i soon realized it really meant something for me. i had my own opinions of it & i was pretty surprised people did not have the same opinions on the subject with me.

 

there were 3 sections. the 1st being a comparison between people who have food on their tables and people who do not and the narrator tells us that shouldn’t some country allocate the same amount of money used to research nuclear weapons be used on underprivileged people?

i understand his point. but, think about it, i’m randomly taking two countries: if i’m the US while you’re north korea, you’re suspected of creating nuclear bombs. and there’s little doubt that you would use it on me and harming my citizens if you managed to achieve that. you would undoubtedly use it to control every country.

what could i do? i think allocating some money to research on it would be fine since you did not sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and had openly declared that you possessed nuclear weapons. i feel threatened. it doesn’t really mean that i am researching to create a better nuclear weapon than yours but i could be researching the effects or ways to counter it.

if i do as what the narrator adamantly insists, IF you would attack me with your nuclear bombs one day, and i have no resistance to offer my citizens, wouldn’t they suffer more?

at which point, the narrator was obviously trying very hard to get me of his duty and throw me over to section 2.

oh and there was a picture of a guy on a small shabby boat searching for something. the caption on the picture was that he was searching for plastics. i asked him: why was he searching for plastics?

he gave me something vague but i pressed on… unintentionally… i wasn’t thinking! i was not aware that he didn’t know the answer actually. i just wanted to know. he said that the guy was finding plastics bottles where he could get hold of clean water in it =.=

i later got to know from qi that the guy was actually getting plastics to sell. certain plastics are recyclable like straws.

 

section 2 narrator is pretty good but his beliefs give me the impression that he only based on all of these on black and white. i believe a great pasture of gray exist in between. he talked about the world war II where america dropped nuclear bombs on hiroshima and nagasaki.

i asked him, do you think america had a better alternative?

he said yes. but didn’t state what it was exactly, but brought me back to where he thinks that it could be resolved in a peaceful way.

not meaning to be disrespectful to any parties but if it could have, i don’t think such measures would have been taken. it was horrible and its effects lasted even now.

in addition, he claims america totally knew that their nuclear bombs would bring about such damage (effects which lasted so long) to japan. then again, how would you know for sure?

he talked about greed of the americans to bring about their nuclear bombs. what about the greed of japan when they conquered us all? i don’t think i would have to remind you of their actions.

think about it this way, would japan stop their cruelty if the nuclear bomb was not dropped? you might say yes. but i shall ask you, when exactly?

your anchestors might have got tortured already and you won’t even be here telling me that they would have stopped, given the opportunity and time.

 

the 3rd section was about the berlin wall and at that point, i was too afraid to be labelled “the bitch” to continue arguing. so i only commented that the berlin wall was kinda thin LOLOL.

 

at this point, you might find it hard to believe, but i’m really all for peace but i think defending your nation should be a priority as well.

… unless there comes a day where every single country sworn to never ever create nuclear bombs to attack each other and to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and then, that would be the day where everyone is happy, secure and the government would definitely have more money to help the underprivileged.

 

that is my vision.

different & happy

recently, someone told me that i am a different person from year 1 semester 1. i knew perfectly well that it could meant well/ neutral or even bad.

but i was strangely remarkably happy.

 

perhaps it was something that i know clearly had changed in me… certain useless things that were once of vital importance to me are of least importance now. i’m glad that i have grown (albeit much too slow for my own sake), thanks to the people around me.

most importantly, i am happy. thanks :)

frustrated

je suis tulan.

 

P.s i know this is somehow really bad timing to say this but anyway, i am super impressed that there is a journalism site in utar, kampar.

 

http://j-on-news.blogspot.com/

 

some of you might know that if i realized it earlier, i might be studying journalism right now.

 

 

yeah yeah, what a great opening of a post, but what the hell i like to keep things interesting. & anyway, the title was supposed to be “je suis tulan” which means i am tulan. but i’m cowardly and am now shivering in fear that my post will be on top of the updated list in some blogs, namely seen’s and french teacher would somehow stumble upon it and torture me next saturday.

 

i have no inkling where to start expressing my tulan-ness. so i’ll just start… anywhere.

 

im totally tulan at myself. and i know tulan is a very strong and vulgar word for a girl and judgemental people or others probably can’t stand and would totally feel goddamn tulan at me for not fitting into their idealistic world where girls curtsy like 12,000 times per day and be sickeningly sweet all the time but FUCK IT OK! please lah, at least i would say TULAN when i feel TULAN. instead of acting totally sweet and stabbing you when you are at your lowest point.

 

the thing about me which would totally bring me down one day (if not already) is that i cannot control my tulan-ness at certain people if they decide to switch on my psycho button of tulan-ness. if i’m tulan, you can definitely sense i’m tulan because i’m really tulan at you. i do not act, i do not try to hide it. anyway, sometimes it’s not you i’m tulan at also, it’s me or… the weather or something wtf.

 

i’m in a very foul temper lately. i don’t know lah, maybe i have godlike serious PMS or something. i realized i keep getting tulan at the slightest things and i really cannot hide my tulan-ness. i am tulan at my housemate for throwing a steamboat party after my exhausting structural biochemistry test (with details in the post before) and hogging the bathroom after that when i wanted to shower and finish up my structural biochemistry report due the next day. i am also very tulan at her for deciding to wash ALL her dirty underwear on that particular time. WHO FUCKING WASHES UNDERWEAR AT 1125PM!??! are you that desperate to wash underwear? is there an urgent need like say.. you ran out of underwear and you need one set in the next few hours?

goddamn, i know i am such a tulan to the max person now.

 

and also, lately, i cannot stand people who SOMEHOW OR OTHER DECIDES TO CUT ME SHORT IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE and you know what is even more fucking IRONIC? you fucking despise people for it too. damn tulan.

also, im using tulan many times now probably because my french teacher keep saying tulan every saturday and it probably caught on to me – yes, i mean the tulan fever. and he calls me “ving wang wang” today which means >>> @.@

 

tulan that i have a bunch of assignments, midterm tests, reports, lab tests etc.

im also very tulan that i did a very bad structural biochemistry report the other day.

aiya, in short, i am so fucking tulan these days that a handful of people have witnessed first hand my super tulan-at-you face already. i apologize for it.

i’m probably as tulan as andrew during the first few french classes.

 

and goddamn no lor, i am not emo. i am not angry, i am just goddamn tulan. if you were to say i’m emo, i will be totally tulan at you. yes, really.

 

actually, i’m just feeling really frustrated at myself that i get tulan easily. it’s like frustrated >> tulan >> frustrated >> tulan. i call it the frustrated-tulan cycle. and no, please do not ask if i’m okay. if i’m not, you probably do not have a magical wand you could tap gracefully on my head to clear my tulan-ness anyway, so i’ll just deal with it over a bar of chocolate or something.

 

and it would get a little awkward (not to mention supremely funny) if say…

president bush updated his status on facebook:

 

DAMN HATE U! WHY U BOMB MY COUNTRY LEH, U ASSHOLE!

 

 

 

osama then decides to be super godlike hiao and reply on facebook:

 

omg bush, are you okay? :( who bombed your country? so bad! :( u can talk to me on msn anytime you wan ok? hugs <3

 

 

 

 

damn tulan.