missing… not.

ok, so after the… somewhat embarrassing display of overprotective-ness on especially… my bro’s part… (whom… i had no idea how he hacked into my msn account AND fb account) & talked to… i’m not sure who really wtf.

anyway, thanks to qi, seen & sk…. & im not sure who else… maybe you could drop me a line if my stupid bro talked to you =.=

sorry for the trouble =.= & sorry i can’t msg back qi, seen, ashley & also a couple of numbers… im not even sure belongs to who, ‘cuz my retarded prepaid plan just screwed me = credit expired.

 

 

after the drama and all that ^*$^#^$@%#@#* ON YOUR BLOODY PHONE etc, he asked me in an ultimate serious tone…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

are you a lesbo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

………………..

 

‘cuz my fb account still shows i’m “in a relationship with BELINDA LEE”.

bloody shit lor u bla, u even made my bro think i’m not straight!!!

 

& he said he clicked your profile & you had one of those stupid quiz in your sidebar stating -

 

Percentage to reflect your gender!

90% Men 10% Women

 

 

 

………

 

for the last time, it was to piss off her (then) bf.

 

 

and i’M BLOODY STRAIGHT.

 

 

 

but yeah, kissing another girl?

 

 

 

 

majorly HOT.

 

WTF XD

 

and bro, you really should not read my blog >.<

small bites

ok, i was just exaggerating lah, not emo ok, i am a happy person (yep, i keep telling myself that, like a deranged fellow) i just suddenly thought of people i love ;]

 

……. after getting a little upset.

 

but thanks to people who cared T.T i am back! bffs bitched about with me for like 4 hours. & ken made me so gandong lor T.T he says to be happy always, hahaha simple yet to the point.

 

(qi asked me to crop her out =.=)

one of the 0.0000000001% days where i have a remotely “good hair day”! =DDD my super lengzai de uncle took & sent me wan, not bad leh, i never ever ever ever ever look remotely “normal” in candids. sr gor gor (i have no idea who started calling) was explaining to us the rules of the game… which qi & i won sooooo successfully in one of the early matches so well that we were really mad happy! no one suspected we were BOTH killers. pun not intended hahaha.

but i lost one of the wood stacking game =.= those damn pieces of wood betrayed me! & i had to answer a weird question lor. nearly lost another but the guy above helped me! thank you sososososososososoososo much T.T i have never liked truth or dare =.=

 

it was the LONGEST steamboat session EVER… ok, but that’s just in the history of my steamboat records =.= what i thought was a 2-hour movie session (the orphan) stretched out to a 16-hour movie+shopping+sushi+steamboat+games day. the movie started at 2. i was half an hour late. omg, seriously sorry to weichun, seen & mum leh. so, guess what time i reached home? yep, the next day at 617am to be precise.

 

chio anot! lol.

 

my lengzai de uncle (he asked me to call him that so….) sent me videos too but i think he would want to post them himself, so ;] and one of it of me nearly making a whole set of wood pieces fall =.= and another one of mum dancing sexily & my voice being so damn 38. eh, i just realized i have really guy-ish voice. how ah? T.T summore got sr gor gor singing & my chairman da ge dancing lor. so deliciously scandalous LOL.

 

oh & damn funny lor just now, my housemates were fighting. ok, sorry, allow me to rephrase… i mean “talking”.

“YOU NEVER THROW YOUR RUBBISH”

“YOU NEVER MOP THE FLOOR” “I ALWAYS SWEEP AND MOP WAN U KNOW” “I NEVER SAW!”

“YOU TOOK GUYS HOME”

“HOW CAN U TAKE GUYS HOME”

“YOU JEOPARDIZE OUR SAFETY”

“YOU THREW MY LAUNDRY”

aiya, you this you that, i hid behind my door & peacefully sip my sunkist apple juice =) LOL.

 

so now, we have a cleaning schedule =.= like wtf.

i think she regretted talking about it too. after she said something bout cleanliness, the other one said FINE, WE ARE HAVING A CLEANING SCHEDULE. NOW.

then she said “nono, i mean 我觉得我们都是大人了，看到肮脏就抹啦”

the other one insisted. like no room for discussion sort wan.

 

what shit right. YOU PPL DECIDE TO START THIS NOW? LIKE SERIOUSLY? DURING MY DAMN STUDY WEEK?

 

and you know how it started? A threw clothes in washing machine, B took them all out and put in A’s basket (which had some sort of cleaning spray in it). and the spray sprayed all over… everything.

 

aih, talking about volcano eruption.

 

 

i am getting mad. super mad. driven mad by papers. papers with words and numbers on them. words & numbers which looked like plain gibberish to me. which i have not started to actually seriously take a look at them (i’m still stuck at the contents page… which some of you might know ady). & you know you are mad boneless lazy when bout 10 random different people are telling you how mad lazy you are and to BUCK UP WTF.

 

aih, & should i take up short sem? i ady promised people i would be home for 2-3 months leh!!! & also it has been like a gazillion years since i last saw MY OWN BRO. although i still lose him in wrestling… even after collecting nearly 19 years of experience… aih shit wtf. i desperately need some bff time. & i ady envisioned how my 19th birthday is gonna be. ok, the dark/bad side of me cooked it up but still. & my birthday this year is on a MONDAY!!! what shit right. aih, i can ady imagined myself eating the only thing i cooked here =.= & …….. i dunno, apple juice? lol. and no vacation!!! T.T if i’m taking up short sem, i would suffer less during the long sem but… 

 

aih, i dunno, what do u think la qi? (no ___ right)

 

 

 

eh, cant sleep la now, i think i go wash my small hill of dirty laundry…. at 521am. god, i am taking the deranged-girl role oh so seriously.

to :’)

 

 

i couldn’t stop thinking about this after a phone call with a good friend,

 

to the people who gave me one of the best years of my life just because of their companionship, the people i could once count my life on, the people i would cherish for a long time to come, if not forever,

 

the people who would wake up at 3am in the morning just because i said my blog got flamed and spend the next hour or so screwing that person so badly that he/she retreated and we all go back to bed laughing.

the people who were always there for me when i needed them to hear me vent most, we would share our sorrow so much that we would end up crying and laughing at the same time, almost healed.

the people who would look out for me, who stood up for me against that girl so much that she got evicted from our circle and never cross our path ever again and stuck by my side through thick and thin, i owe it to you guys.

 

thank you. pardon my emo-ness and dramatic-ness, i love you guys.

 

 

i guess i’m on my own now.

a different city with different people. and i have to remind myself, badly deserves a different me.

doni’s bday <3 & my frog-like singing voice T.T

i have officially gone boring.

i simply don’t remember details to blog these days. lacking the motivation, inspiration to blog too! i have gone plain old LOL.

my screwed up waking hours:

i have no idea why or how… but it seems after qi told me about how she managed to awaken to her alarm ringing like no one’s business then angrily off it and went back to sleep. i seemed to unconsciously “master this trait” as well. WHYYY T.T

i remember how i got woken up one morning. a friend msged me & i noticed it was 645am. i had the 8am class & the utar bus runs off at 715am. so yeah, i took the ktar bus… like a few times this week.

qi laughed at my optimistic approach.

when i take the ktar bus,

i would say, HEY, GOOD WHAT. GOOD EXERCISE OK. can get healthier & thinner!

when i take the utar bus,

i would say, HEY, GOOD WHAT. CAN SEE ED #1.

when i take taxi,

i would say, HEY, GOOD WHAT. SAVE TIME, CAN SLEEP LATER & help the economy!

so yeah, i’m such a happy person LOL.

oh and i was barely in time for the basic e test at 8am on saturday morning =.=

eh DAD AH, I GOT STUDY WAN OK!

(acting wan LOL cuz candid wan too fugly.)

& oh, i’m super in love with cheese tarts! super super super love it!

after class, i went to buy 70 pieces of jelly & managed to gorge myself of them the whole night. i think i finished 50 that night.

me = bunch of fats. =.=

DONI’S BIRTHDAY! 290809

nope, no guys were allowed to celebrate with her at that time slot :P

after conquering (once again) the cafeteria toilet, we were off to conquer greenbox’s toilet =.=

i got hugged by 3 hot girls. & i wrapped my hands on doni. one of my hands on her waist. ok, need FBI protection now!! =.=

me super fail to look cool.

qi is made for the runway, like seriously. SO SKINNYYYYY!!!

that’s it!! u’re taking some of my fats whether you like it or not!!!

smell my armpits WTF. i can’t believe i could still retardedly play the full role of a wacky person by holding up a half-assed peace sign OMG LA REALLY.

bloody still have a tooth gap. yes, so “glam”. bloody braces should work harder WTF T.T

I LIKE THIS PIC!

qi is gonna die but she doesn’t know it yet cuz doni has this “sobsob, qi is bullyin me” look!

DONI.

WE LOVE YOU, DONI <3

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY!

wanna know what's qi doing?

you gotta wait till tues.

I SWEAR IT’S WORTH THE AGONIZING WAIT.

& something you don’t have to wait for…

MY FROG-LIKE SINGING VOICE!!!

AND YEAH, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, ANDREW!

one day when andrew, seen & i were at the 100 yen place.

andrew was looking so sad ‘cuz his strawberry one was the least (& doesn’t taste good as well LOL) & mine looked like a small hill compared to his!! HAHAHAHAHAA!

he got us back though =.=

andrew msged: “hey, help me sing aerosmith’s don’t wanna miss a thing ok? :-D”

after we said “NO, YOU CAN’T COME LOR, ANDREW, ONLY GIRLS”.

seen & i damn stupidly frantically search for songs starting with D. turns out there’s a “I” in front, as in I DON’T WANNA MISS A THING.

AND, no one shud ever sing jason mraz’s & lady gaga’s songs. SRSLY. NO. don’t do it. heed my advice or you shall be in the state i’m in now - traumatized by my own froggy voice. T.T

suddenly damn miss mei xun, jer shyan, bla - the college people & also chuen yin & eanjee tonight T.T

i love you people, see you a month later!

oh so noob =.=

putting this picture first because this is a noob post with a noob theme =.= sigh i am so noob laaaa

 

oh god, it has been like what? eons since i last blogged. but anyway, this is a 100+ picture post to make up for it lol.

i shall divide it into some parts:

 

 

THE NOOB PART I

qi & i have really noob glasses =.= yes, we wear them when we aren’t wearing glasses =.= we changed into them after class on friday ( no one saw us! phew! LOL )

seen was playing with my fake noob specs too! damn sexay lah~

 

 

my-new-ex-bf PART

 

like any other screwed up relationship, he was sweet at first but turned out to be a jerk T.T qi took me all the way to sentul timur’s buddhist outlet & i met this guy, it was love at first sight (not really, just for the sake of being dramatic). the best of all…

he said qi was F-A-T. & when i asked him “am i fat too?” he said… “NO, BUT SHE’S FAT” *pointing to qi* LOL.

i was sure it was love then T.T

 

he kept helping us to hold the lift when our hands were full, damn nice right.

 

till….

 

 

T.T qi didn’t let him stick his somewhat… uh… not so nice cat drawings on the board =.= 

 

he threw a hissy fit & jealousy said all day that “you helped her… but not me!!!”

& i do really mean all day…

like i went away & did some stuff but he would yell the same thing =.=

“you’re helping her again!!!”

 

……………….

 

i dumped him right after.

 

anyway, he managed to push qi & i… by putting his hands on our butt =.=

 

i realized at some point, guys of every age could make me go speechless sometimes =.=||

 

LOL cute guy with not-so-cute cat =.=

 

pre 30 hour famine PART

 

1) fun in the sun :) (our supposedly last meal before suffering for 30 hours T.T)

2) something someone said is actually a game o.0

 

 

guarding the school from terrorists! well, not really, we’re just not letting most people park inside LOL.

me with my super sien look when i saw vincent going to houses like some kind of scary stalker ‘cuz he wanted old newspapers LOL. & the point was: no one opened their doors! hahahahahhaha!

he was opposite but i was too lazy to run to him so i called him & he looked back in amazement (probably at how lazy i was) i said “GO COFFEE SHOP ASK LA” he said ”I KNOW LA, I’M GOING NOW”

then i went back being bored =.=

 

 

what the heck is this?!?! it’s an insult!

 

the seriously noob PART II

   

 

doni, qi & i went noob the whole day during 30 hour famine =.= seen la! dump us & went to change back her contacts after a few hours! T.T

qi & i continue noob throughout the whole day… in loneliness T.T

 

THE SLEEPING BEAUTY PART

vincent & min sern sleeping on the job!!!

vincent sleeping!

 

nah, just because you kept avoiding the camera when you’re awake!

 

THE TOILET AUNTIE PART

THESE ARE PRICELESS!

1 & 2 – CHAN YIK WAI WASHING A PINK BASED TOILET! (need i say more?)

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHA but nice of him to help us all la LOL.

 

 

3 & 4 – DOING A DANCE WITH THE SAME BRUSH

 

30 hour famine part

 

 

my new friend shuqing, me & qi!

sorry lah qi, i managed to keep cutting qi’s face off =.=

 

 

 

 

the classic i-take-your-pic-while-u-take-mine!

 

 

nah, the camera man from above looking like “生活突然充满了希望啊~” (qi came up with this caption)

 

     

abby is one great girl who won’t hesitate to show you the middle finger/yell rude words if you cross her.

me likey alot <3 pure rawness!

 

for example, when the whole bunch of us were gathering outside the bukit jalil stadium, she asked the facilitator manager to check if everyone was here, he yelled back “CHECKING ALREADY LA” in a very annoyed, egoistic tone like how could a girl order me around.

 

she showed him the middle finger & walked away.

 

SO COOL LA WEY.

 

ready for surgery – cutting people open!!! qi said we looked like the movie last year i think, 裂嘴女！

 

    

i didn’t know the people back there were joining LOL. but the more the merrier!

  

the hand pose = 30 hour famine.

 

me love this picture alottttt ‘cuz qi & i looked so so so so so evil! i know right, such a contrast to our characters T.T

then again, i looked like a ninja =.=

doni looked angelic as usual! summore promoting 30 hour famine too

 

 

            

me srsly steaming ady ‘cuz i only had like 7 hours of sleep for 2 days.

the guy at the back was looking omgsiasui T.T

 

 

i only know this is guang liang. the rest? uh… forgot =.=

 

 

 

srsly damn yeng!!! damn cool performance.

 

     

yep, we won! ZONE C! the celebs on our team were really fast!

 

daniel! but the people behind were boo-ing him ‘cuz they were all waiting for a-mei! T.T so cruel laa

 

  

FINALLY HERE! QI totally woke up from heavy slumber after she heard me say “a-mei” lol.

 

 

but vincent continued sleeping =.= even when we were all yelling & dancing! outrageous

 

people following our dance when a-mei complimented us for it! proud betul lol

 

   

damn high lor, no wonder 80% people are now having sore throats lol. i think i’m still okay only ‘cuz i… don’t know her song lyrics =.=

 

 

IT’S OVER! WHERE’S MY FOOD! gfUGFHISGFIWYGFVCHSVBHLH

 

they gave us v-soy drinks instead =.=

 

when we went out, i helped ck hand out marie biscuits, almost everyone wanted a piece or two. in less than 5 mins, everything was gone! i swear less than 10% of people in general would want a piece if we hadn’t gone hungry for 30 hours.

 

anyway so proud i kept to the record! i finished a bread on 1157am & after that, it was soya milk… soya milk… & soya milk T.T i can’t look at soya milk now = =

 

 

qi said a guy called out to her in the opposite bus & pointed at his shirt which said

“最佳贱男”

 

lol funny shit! too bad i was… ok i don’t know where i was, probably ruffling through my bag =.=|| aih why am i so noob la srsly.

 

after cleaning the school, SMK connaught, we went to EAT!!!

god, was famished till full ady T.T

 

then i drove mum’s car home! OMG. yes OMG. ‘cuz he said he was really sleepy & on the way here, while doni, qi & i were all sleeping, he said ken’s car plate was blurry =.=

so like a knight in shining armour, i VOLUNTEERED LOL.

 

& made everyone shrieked in fright. =.= they were all really sleepy until me here started driving =.= what la really, my car back home is manual mar T.T

& stupid ken who was supposed to lead the way back kept changing lanes & also stopped in the middle of a right lane which was having the green light while the middle lane & left lane were having the red light. i was behind his car, so T.T doni said the guy who was behind me gave me the middle finger LOL. shit u ken shit u shit shit shit

 

at some point, adrenaline was seriously kicking in & i drove quite fast but i didn’t look at the speed meter until doni yelled “YOU ARE DRIVING MORE THAN 100KM/H! SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!”

T.T

 

& the best thing was… mum didn’t sleep the whole journey back because he was scared shitless =.=

but qi slept like a baby! doni slept a little i guess. so yeah, i PASSED! LOL.

who else wanna be a passenger in the car i drive? :))))))) c’mon, you have nothing to be scared of :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

 

 

 

came back home happy ‘cuz i saw ed #1 T.T

 

ok no la jk, i mean i didn’t come home happy ‘cuz of that, but i was happy lol.

ok this is confusing.

 

i thought it was gonna rain ‘cuz the sky went dark around 4 something! but thank god it didn’t ‘cuz no wangsa bus today T.T

 

 

only god knows what we were doing. LOL.