void

 

one day i had this bright idea (i just woke up) to wear my red polka dotted shorts to get food & uncle in power suit looked at me like i just killed his donkey. ;(

 

I SWEAR I AM ADDICTED. I AM SO IN LOVE.

 

 

question! what do you if say… you get ridiculously horny in the middle of the night?

 

 

*COUGH* i totally meant music horny. oops. i meant hungry. yes, music hungry.

 

so this is what happened to me, really music hungry in the middle of the night & just like any other movie (stuck in the middle of nowhere with no phone blablabla), for the life of me, i cant find any DAMN EMPTY PIANO SHEETS!

 

so… since i was really uncontrollable at this point, to the point where if you had given me joseph vincent, i’d probably kick him in the balls and continued my bloodlust hunt for empty piano sheets wtf.

i’ll regret in the morning but wtf. live the present, yeah?

 

in the end, i settled for a pencil, a ruler & a book of F4 paper.

desperate times call for desperate measures… so yeah… don’t judge me WTF. measure 0.4cm width & draw a line. *shy

 

  

trying not to waste my holidays sleeping like i’m hibernating; eating like i’ve just survived 3 days without food; watching movies like i have no life (i have no life but that’s not the point wtf)

thought i’ll self-learn some piano pieces :) *blush i hardly remember any piano notes!  keys are okay but notesssssss le sigh

 

pray for me *crumbles under piano chair*

 

been watching TOP CHEF on astro lately…

harold – top chef S1

 

damn nice person, not bossy & such. quite a charmer and many girls watching this show are like “omg, harold you’re so cute!!”

daring ones say: “ i wanna eat you, harold!”

you get my drift lol.

 

 

4 years later…

sigh. (& the sigh has nothing to do with the woman beside him)

 

anyway i’m totally loving this phrase “i’m not you bitch, bitch” said chef dave martin to tiffani faison on the show.

tiffani damn bitchy jeeez. love dave martin for the phrase, & so does everyone else cuz apparently

Dave has forever secured a place in pop culture and Wikipedia with his hit line: “I’m not your bitch, bitch.”

 

 

当你在流着口水，咬着棒棒糖，看着闪闪发亮的男人，发花痴；

我其实就在你身边，满嘴黑黑的巧克力，看着被老爸踢到飞二尺的男人，发疯狂笑

三八婆，一起加油啊