blaaa & starbucks <3

  

before i start, i would like to wish SEEN: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY! (:

like weichyi said: 21 y o can (legally) do all sorts of things leh nice! (although i dunno got what stuff to do wtf… maybe can go ask him)

 

       blaaaaaaa can i have more sheeeep? (:

  

so. long. no. see. :(

 

accidentally took a blur pic: that’s bla with her flowery maxi dress & coach bag (wtf y so rich wtf wtf) oh & she bought herself a new iphone 4!!!!!!!!!

 

her bag is an example of what a 20 year old woman should bring in her sophisticated handbag. my cheap bag contains a concoction of stuff that makes up rojak =.= e.g water bottle… umbrella (if i remember wtf, sometimes i brought for 300 days but forgot to bring for one & it rains or sometimes it rains abit & i damn lazy open wtf or even more awesome scenario is when i brought it but i forgot i brought it so…)

 

 

very happy date with blaaa in starbucks! happy cuz i finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally got to drink my green tea frap that i craved for agesssss… heh just kidding! it was the company too! <3

it’s funny how individually we appear to be proper (sort of anyway) & together we can spill so much secrets that… the pope would cruxify us both with his bare hands HAHAHA JK

 

the girl just got back from USA! fuck syok! i also want! i also wanna go UCLA (hint to khai shen (not my big boss)) for a visit! it appears that every damn guy there has 6-8 packs & broooooaaaad shoulders :O :O :O

hot. not just the Europeans but most ASIANS. bla almost died in ecstasy there! i could just very well imagine HAHAHA! if i’m not mistaken… either joseph vincent or jason chen from the youtube video i am STILL all over is from UCLA too :/

to my dear geh: cannot believe someone thinks that joseph vincent not shuai but instead thinks jason more shuai! :(

 

i think khai shen damn enjoy over at UCLA also! since if there are hot 6-8 packs guys, there would surely be perfect hourglass-figure supermodels tossing their long blonde hair over their shoulders around! u like? :P

wah i think go there sweep floor also very syok cuz so many eye candies around… eat dao your eyes diabetic in half a day :O

 

& the crazy parties i only have the luxury to read about? she WENT.to so many! T___T

 

not to mention that the shopping there is HEAVENLY.

 

oh and i have to thank her for that slutty purple Guess tube dress she got for me! very smoking hot… but also damn slutty i dunno where to wear it to also (pyjamas to bed?) wtf. let’s just say it barely covers the “vital” parts. i also need to shed a quarter of me to wear it cuz it is very body hugging… except in my case, it’s more like fats-hugging so yeah… fml.

 

i also learned a very valuable thing

guys there carry you for the 20-minutes walk home past midnight if you broke your sandal (instead of asking you to hop home or something stupid like dat)

 

& if you think your life sucks cock cuz of some very annoying problems (e.g the wart on your ass), the same exact thing is also happening somewhere to someone. believe it or not, the same sort of problem is everywhere & yes, they are also annoying the fuck out of someone. (yes, warts on ass can be very annoying)

 

nice to know you’re not the only one having that ass wart :)

 

lastly, screw chan jer shyan for never updating me on such important news!

 

P.S I KNOW ADY! I KNOW WHERE TO WEAR THAT SLUTTY DRESS! slumber party, bla? HAHAHA.

 

I MISS YOU, QI <3