void

 

one day i had this bright idea (i just woke up) to wear my red polka dotted shorts to get food & uncle in power suit looked at me like i just killed his donkey. ;(

 

I SWEAR I AM ADDICTED. I AM SO IN LOVE.

 

 

question! what do you if say… you get ridiculously horny in the middle of the night?

 

 

*COUGH* i totally meant music horny. oops. i meant hungry. yes, music hungry.

 

so this is what happened to me, really music hungry in the middle of the night & just like any other movie (stuck in the middle of nowhere with no phone blablabla), for the life of me, i cant find any DAMN EMPTY PIANO SHEETS!

 

so… since i was really uncontrollable at this point, to the point where if you had given me joseph vincent, i’d probably kick him in the balls and continued my bloodlust hunt for empty piano sheets wtf.

i’ll regret in the morning but wtf. live the present, yeah?

 

in the end, i settled for a pencil, a ruler & a book of F4 paper.

desperate times call for desperate measures… so yeah… don’t judge me WTF. measure 0.4cm width & draw a line. *shy

 

  

trying not to waste my holidays sleeping like i’m hibernating; eating like i’ve just survived 3 days without food; watching movies like i have no life (i have no life but that’s not the point wtf)

thought i’ll self-learn some piano pieces :) *blush i hardly remember any piano notes!  keys are okay but notesssssss le sigh

 

pray for me *crumbles under piano chair*

 

been watching TOP CHEF on astro lately…

harold – top chef S1

 

damn nice person, not bossy & such. quite a charmer and many girls watching this show are like “omg, harold you’re so cute!!”

daring ones say: “ i wanna eat you, harold!”

you get my drift lol.

 

 

4 years later…

sigh. (& the sigh has nothing to do with the woman beside him)

 

anyway i’m totally loving this phrase “i’m not you bitch, bitch” said chef dave martin to tiffani faison on the show.

tiffani damn bitchy jeeez. love dave martin for the phrase, & so does everyone else cuz apparently

Dave has forever secured a place in pop culture and Wikipedia with his hit line: “I’m not your bitch, bitch.”

 

 

当你在流着口水，咬着棒棒糖，看着闪闪发亮的男人，发花痴；

我其实就在你身边，满嘴黑黑的巧克力，看着被老爸踢到飞二尺的男人，发疯狂笑

三八婆，一起加油啊

有一天

我相信

有一天

我会

 

找到

我需要

的

出口和钥匙。

blaaa & starbucks <3

  

before i start, i would like to wish SEEN: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY! (:

like weichyi said: 21 y o can (legally) do all sorts of things leh nice! (although i dunno got what stuff to do wtf… maybe can go ask him)

 

       blaaaaaaa can i have more sheeeep? (:

  

so. long. no. see. :(

 

accidentally took a blur pic: that’s bla with her flowery maxi dress & coach bag (wtf y so rich wtf wtf) oh & she bought herself a new iphone 4!!!!!!!!!

 

her bag is an example of what a 20 year old woman should bring in her sophisticated handbag. my cheap bag contains a concoction of stuff that makes up rojak =.= e.g water bottle… umbrella (if i remember wtf, sometimes i brought for 300 days but forgot to bring for one & it rains or sometimes it rains abit & i damn lazy open wtf or even more awesome scenario is when i brought it but i forgot i brought it so…)

 

 

very happy date with blaaa in starbucks! happy cuz i finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally got to drink my green tea frap that i craved for agesssss… heh just kidding! it was the company too! <3

it’s funny how individually we appear to be proper (sort of anyway) & together we can spill so much secrets that… the pope would cruxify us both with his bare hands HAHAHA JK

 

the girl just got back from USA! fuck syok! i also want! i also wanna go UCLA (hint to khai shen (not my big boss)) for a visit! it appears that every damn guy there has 6-8 packs & broooooaaaad shoulders :O :O :O

hot. not just the Europeans but most ASIANS. bla almost died in ecstasy there! i could just very well imagine HAHAHA! if i’m not mistaken… either joseph vincent or jason chen from the youtube video i am STILL all over is from UCLA too :/

to my dear geh: cannot believe someone thinks that joseph vincent not shuai but instead thinks jason more shuai! :(

 

i think khai shen damn enjoy over at UCLA also! since if there are hot 6-8 packs guys, there would surely be perfect hourglass-figure supermodels tossing their long blonde hair over their shoulders around! u like? :P

wah i think go there sweep floor also very syok cuz so many eye candies around… eat dao your eyes diabetic in half a day :O

 

& the crazy parties i only have the luxury to read about? she WENT.to so many! T___T

 

not to mention that the shopping there is HEAVENLY.

 

oh and i have to thank her for that slutty purple Guess tube dress she got for me! very smoking hot… but also damn slutty i dunno where to wear it to also (pyjamas to bed?) wtf. let’s just say it barely covers the “vital” parts. i also need to shed a quarter of me to wear it cuz it is very body hugging… except in my case, it’s more like fats-hugging so yeah… fml.

 

i also learned a very valuable thing

guys there carry you for the 20-minutes walk home past midnight if you broke your sandal (instead of asking you to hop home or something stupid like dat)

 

& if you think your life sucks cock cuz of some very annoying problems (e.g the wart on your ass), the same exact thing is also happening somewhere to someone. believe it or not, the same sort of problem is everywhere & yes, they are also annoying the fuck out of someone. (yes, warts on ass can be very annoying)

 

nice to know you’re not the only one having that ass wart :)

 

lastly, screw chan jer shyan for never updating me on such important news!

 

P.S I KNOW ADY! I KNOW WHERE TO WEAR THAT SLUTTY DRESS! slumber party, bla? HAHAHA.

 

I MISS YOU, QI <3