horrendously disgusting

okay, seriously. i feel so sick right now.

i never thought i’d say this but… i’m saying it.

 

i miss my younger housemate.

there are two sisters staying in the room beside mine & the younger one went home for holidays while the older one stayed on for work. since her younger sis went home, she miraculously thought of this bright idea to bring her bf home.

overnight.

nope, not a night. not two. it has been 3 & still counting.

 

i usually won’t mind a bit. he’s not staying in my room, he doesn’t bother me and he doesn’t stare at me lewdly or whatever, so yeah, the point is i don’t mind. oh & the older sister is err… well, she never smiles at me. instead he does. in a friendly sort of way. so i really have nothing against him.

 

so what’s with the title of this post i hear you ask from the back of the room.

 

before this er, zaman overnights, he stayed over a few times before, one which i think is their anniversary or whatever and she presumably kicked her younger sis out of the house (wtf) and the housemate staying in the master bedroom went back to his hometown. so it was just me, her, him… & qi. wtf. i remembered it was the USA-ENGLAND world cup match that night and err, let’s just say we got REALLY high. i honestly couldn’t remember why or how, we didn’t even had any alcohol but we were laughing, giggling and squealing like… err those who know us would know =.=

anyway, *ahem* i think it really spoil their mood… whatever they were doing or planned to do *ahem* so er, let’s just say she sort of ignores me more after that wtf.

 

whatever lar, not that i’m in love with her or anything so it doesn’t affect me one bit.

 

okay back to the point…

scenario #1: let’s just say he doesn’t put up the toilet seat when he pees.

take a wild guess how i know. & good god, no i have never seen him pee.

 

just as i swore nothing could get more disgusting, NOTHING.

 

in a typical disgusting fashion, he proved me wrong.

 

scenario #2: after they left for work, i enter the bathroom and notice… something on the floor.

 

jeng jeng jeng!

 

guess what is it!

 

 

no, this isn’t the disgusting part yet.

 

it was a scrap of body sponge.

 

 

that wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t a part of MY body sponge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the fact that the poor thing was dangling there, dripping wet.

 

 

FUCK DAMN DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

i would have said fuck you but i seriously do not want to literally do that so…

 

 

SO DISGUSTING. i puked a little in my mouth. goddamn.

 

i noticed it was wet a few times after he stayed overnight and showered but… honestly everything (the whole bathroom) was wet after he showered anyway so… i never thought much about it.

 

the good news is i hadn’t use that body sponge in ages.

the bad news? i think i used it once or twice after the first few times he stayed over. not sure though, I AM PRAYING HARD that i did not.

 

^$^@&#$&*^#*^$

 

as you can see, i am absolutely giving up on biomechanics (2pm today) & my brain is very numb with horror now so yeah, i shall spend the rest of the time sleeping and having nightmares of him, thankyouverymuch asshole.