…………
erm, apparently it has been too long for me to remember what interesting things to blog WTF.
so, aiya just look at pictures okay? sorry T^T
1) MUET test
=.= this was like uh, 2 months ago. qi and i went without any preparations… unless you take into account bringing a book? …… which explains the below moronic dialogue between the invigilator/tester (?) and i.
the most idiotic thing i did was:
there was this part in the speaking test that we have to discuss a topic in a group after voicing our opinions on a particular given individual topic. then we have to decide whether to support our the given views of our individual topic.
“… so now you have xx minutes to discuss as a group over this”
*big wide eyes* me: so, can we discuss in mandarin?
*big bewildered are-you-dumb eyes* “………. wh- wh-at? … i’ll only give marks in english”
………….
i honestly thought we could DISCUSS FIRST (privately) before debating OFFICIALLY.
… i think i’m gonna flunk because i AM an idiot.
2) last week, i was pretty bored so angie and i went shopping. i drove!!! >.<
i think i’m erm… quite a road bully cuz i tend to punch my honk and yell “fuck you!!!” =.= errr… please do not judge me while i’m driving.
anyway, we went in topshop and i saw the very piece of clothing i wanted for 3 whole months T.T it was even on sale! i was pretty excited and started going through sizes…… which was UK6… and 6….
i excitedly went in the fitting room and tried it on… which it dawned on me that… i could not really wear it myself (it’s a very complicated thing that you should not be bothered about)
but that was quite alright, i have an assistant outside. so i called angie and requested for her assistance. that was when the rather… embarrassing scene started.
angie: 哇，很紧leh！
me: 试试扣看！
angie: 啊啊啊。。太小啦！吸la！
me: OMG，吸着la！！
…. the topshop fitting room assistant stood outside the curtain and said “不好意识，只可以一个人进。。。”
me: 哦，不过她在帮我穿叻 :O
her: 。。。噢。。。 *walks away*
….. a bunch of much more scandalous oohS and aahS later, angie managed to squeeze me in… by successfully (finally) hooking the first hook. =.= …. there were like a dozen. WTF.
more agony later…
nah nah! stupid anot! fuck leh, can you have at least size 7 or 8 for fat people like me AH?
if everyone is so goddamn skinny, what are slimming pills for goddamnit! *jidong
sue them for discrimination against fat people! wtf.
on the other hand, wonder what people outside were thinking… our dialogue was pretty uhmm, suggestive WTF.
… and i think it’s balasan from telling people “a funny thing”
the “funny thing” being a friend who had no change while paying for gurney plaza’s parking ticket. she didn’t have a dollar, nor five… nor 10. yes people, she had FIFTY.
so yeah the stupid machine spit out about like NINETY fifty cents.
me? i fed it RM10.
damn sked it crashes my car wtf. (yet still got time to take photo) =.=
3) CHRISTMAS 2009
merry christmas ‘09
(just realized the stupid baker wrote MERRY CHRISIMAS … W.T.F.)
……
(my current iphone wallpaper! <3 )
qi and i off to bangsar :D
taxi lou had cute stuff lol
my bff damn hot right! :P
the weird one piece suit =.=
P.s not a dress wtf.
mcflurry <3
super emo looking at the pouring rain :(
qi: give kiss >.<
too bored waiting for the guys so we resort to inflicting pain on each other @.@
camwhore :D
more self-inflicted pain >.<
underground mahjong session @.@
ILY <3
soon after, teckwei and i collapsed while qi was beside us playing sheepstacker on my iphone lol.
the rest of the people were still playing mahjong and talking =.=
damn chio! saw this while going for breakfast after another all-night underground mahjong/cards party
neh my lamp has a new face!
merry christmas :P
4) insane sudden baking urge
you
don wanna know whats the white powder thingy, srsly. 
GOD. very F.A.I.L.
lazy to take pics of the end results also but it seems people say quite nice…. just too sweet =.=
5) penang :D
T^T
thank god i wore jeans =.=
mum says pudu very dangerous and stuff so she forced me to get a bus up to the skyway station in genting and catch a bus there =.=
nah! the place where i fell! :’(
damn siasui ok! taxi drivers and people idling opposite saw everything!
i even smashed my iphone on the rough pavement T.T
it’s alright though.. :)
might have smashed my head too hard ‘cuz still can camwhore
before and after applying iodine
mum says: AIYO ABIT ONLY call and exaggerate so much! always also like dat! scared me to death!
…
i swear i didn’t lor!
…… i just sat by the pavement and… cry abit >.<
what! pain la ok =.=
reminds me of the time when i was 8 or 9 and i fell down in school.
friends and the aunty who fetched me home everyday from school asked me whether i was okay, i held my head high and sucked in the sissy tears and said I’M ALRIGHT!!!
i walked into the house and sat down on a chair while mum locked the door and exchanged a few words with me then got back to cooking.
i sat there quietly, staring at the walls opposite.
then bro’s high school bus dropped him off and he came in the house.
i said softly…
“i fell down…”
for some reason, i started bawling my eyes out and bro was so shocked that he ran to me without taking off his shoes nor his bag =.=
he held me and asked me in an urgent tone if i’m okay and whether i broke a bone
i said between tears and gasps of breath: bone not broken… skin only…
ALRIGHT, to my defence i thought it was odd that something like that came out from my mouth. wtf. bone not broken but skin broken la?
… sometimes i say the most idiotic thing.
after that, my family couldn’t teasing me about the “bone not broken skin only” phrase.
TO THIS DAY.
mum claimed i planned the whole dramatic scene out BUT I DID NOT LAH OK. i’m not so smart ok! wtf.
anyway in case you think my brother is very caring and all
after he heard…… what i said, he said “CHEY” and called mum and strode back to the shoe rack, took off his shoes idly and threw his bag at the sofa and got upstairs to shower and then came back down to play red alert (the red alert era =.=)
oh wait, maybe he applied medicine for me, aiya forgot lah.
waiting in the dingy bus station for daddd :(
best soya bean curd ever! <3
dad forcing me to drink CELERY juice! WTF. i cannot stand it! &%$#%$@*&#
in queensbay’s f21 with bla, elin, mx and a very unfortunate js who got refused for a date by his gf on new year’s eve HAHAHAHAHA
and yeah, bla LOVES FLOWERYYY dresses!
then we went to topshop and js just HAD TO embarrass us by yelling out loud
“啊！！！情趣物品！！！！！”
when he caught sight of corsets.
and comment on us all.
he said:
bla is fat and wearing an ugly dress
mx is not wearing pants (unfortunately true WTF. she was wearing a short t-shirt dress)
me? fat and made only of fats. (according to him, i am “made of 90% fats and 10% fats)
somehow he left elin alone =.=
(probably terrified of fatass’ fats)
js driving us from the parking lot back to the main entrance after giving us our souvenir from china
apparently, his gf got the biggest souvenir while his “other gfs” get second best while people like bla & i (normal friends) get shiny keychains =.=
can see qb’s fireworks from my bedroom window! :P
FOOD *damn famished
BEST-EST MUSHROOM SOUP EVERRR & most fav green tea ice cream <3
Angie! and she’s here in kl! and 6 floors above where i am now!
in hair salon… speaking of which, no one noticed i had a haircut yet! WTF.
me wan me wan!
angie says my driving skill damm noob so lead me to park at a “strategic” place where i could only get out from the passenger door.
yes, i HAD TO climb over to get out and get back in. WTF.
awww how cute!
i ate “红绿灯＂for qi XD
-inside joke-
bff <3
aiya stupid leh, in case u noticed, got alignment problem but i cant be bothered so… wtf.
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