since i’m trying to repent to blog more frequently and not forget interesting details…
NAH.
happy anot wtf
super kesi one src >>
kesi kesi pindah barang with a girl after i poked him in the (non-existent) chest and express my suspicion of his gender.
then pindah halfway up the stairs and let go of the stuff!
watch sissi-ly as a very shuai helper came to assist while kesi hold box with 3 fingers.
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IKEA saturday 9th January 2010
angie woke me up in an unholy hour of 130pm (very sleepy ok wtf) and wan drag me to IKEA…
WHICH IS LIKE IN ATLANTIC FYI.
had lunch in SSL… SPEAKING OF WHICH!
aiya whoever who had been into SSL should know that they have tables outside and DAMN SCORCHING HOT LOR.
so angie and i were sitting there sweating while trying to decide what to eat before asking one of the VERY busy waitress to secure us a table if someone leaves the air-con room.
then came two girls who are totally “the cheena type” and i was only vaguely aware of their existence when…
they saw someone leaving the room and SPRUNG like a hawk at the nearest waitress who totally seemed like a free scrumptious lunch in a desert (while we are playing metaphors)
they practically lead the waitress to that table and i politely get hold of another waitress and ask to have a table inside.
the waitress was really nice and went in to…
those girls. (i am totally spitting out these two words)
she asked in a loud enough tone for us to hear that she was asking them to share tables with us. it was a table fit for at least FOUR by the way.
THEY PLAINLY SAID NO! COMPLETE WITH HEAD SHAKING AND HAND GESTURES FUCK UUU :@
bloooooody fuck. nvm, if you think i wouldn’t share tables also… read!
5 minutes later, we got in and sat on a table… DIRECTLY OPPOSITE THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
happily eat while see them idle around waiting for their food! wtf… dunno why so sadistically happy =.=
then there was this nice girl with her grandmother who walked in and sat in a booth for probably 6. minutes later, a group of about 5 people came in and the waitress kindly ask the two to share tables with us.
we said OKAY.
but the grandmother abit weird and anti-social lah… so she went out to sit wtf. the nice girl smiled apologetically at us…
later on, a couple came and shared table with us :)
damn sweet lor them. the girl damnnn sweet and keep smiling at us :D
NAH. TOTALLY WHAT CIVILIZED PEOPLE SHOULD DO! >:@
i have no idea how i got dragged to IKEA (which i had to take the lrt to KELANA JAYA station bdw)
oh ya, now i remember, ‘cuz i promised i would take her go play after my orientation rehearsal…… she abused it wtf.
the ride there consist of me listening to music while she plays pokemon =__=
took a cab to ikea which costed RM10. =.= okay lah, ‘cuz got traffic jam and that taxi uncle looks too decent and nice…… to cheat us GUA :/
went around the stupid showrooms till all i wanna do is lie on one of those designer bed and curl up and go to sleep. but nooooo, angie was still so hyped up, after dragging me aisles after aisles (i think i would make a pretty good bf if i was a guy or if i am into girls =.=) i found something i could afford WTF.
actually i’m blogging on it now HAHAHAHA.
angie claims walking in ikea showroom beats shopping any day… =.=
angie bought: a cup (=.= yes of all things), a red heart-shaped mirror (again… of all things) and a BLOOD RED TABLE (gotta admit damn fucking yeng till can die)
me: a yellow table <3
after all those goddamn reckless excitement… it dawned on me…
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING IT BACK!??!?!
the answer:
go bakery buy random bread and rob them of one extra plastic bag and throw angie’s cup and mirror after mummi-fying it with newspapers.
next, attempt to get a cab back to kelana jaya lrt station… but fucking “standby” cabs want RM20 WTF. RM25 can go from wangsa maju straight to ikea already leh WTF.
then, resign to catching the next shutter bus at 9pm to kelana jaya lrt station (it was nearly 8pm). sat at some random restaurant and EAT (damn hungry till cannot think straight already =.=)
watch bus uncle do gymnastics to repair his side mirror but forgot to take pictures of him!!! >.< sigh. repent fail lahh T^T
got up the bus and took a nap while angie who was in front got dragged into a political conversation by an uncle lol
raining dogs and cats when we arrived! got myself quite drenched :’( got up lrt and all i said to angie was: I WILL NOT TRUST YOU EVER AGAIN!! NOOOO! I AM NEVER GONNA LISTEN TO YOU!!! :(
lol jk la of course, i want my yellow table wan ok lol.
lastly, too exhausted so took a cab back from wangsa maju lrt station =__=
then came back kena chi kek by my housemate…
him: wah go out shopping again?
me: go ikea :D *points excitedly at yellow table while taking off shoes*
him: WAH friend drove?
me: erm… no… took a bus back… GUESS GUESS! GUESS HOW MUCH! *still stupidly excited*
him: WAH… erm, RM19.90 LOR.
me: ……………… (i swear a part of me died) WHERE GOT SO CHEAP *bellowed*
him: …………….. *still oblivious to my new found outrage* RM29.90 lor.
me: ……………….. NOOOOOO *wan cry already T^T
him: don’t tell me hundred something… :/
me: RM39.90 lah. *straight no mood, lost interest whatsoever and went in room =.=
P.s thanks to angie and lucas who got my table fixed! :D
orientation 11th January 2010
too noob photography skills till become geng LOL.
Registration
haih time for another totally mad stupid story
we are supposed to help out by approaching students and telling them to go register and come tomorrow and stuff.
so i approached these two guys…
let’s call them GUY A, GUY B.
me: 你们REGISTER了吗？
GUY A N GUY B：哦，有。
me: 哦，等等。。 给我这个。。 (snatch over file from GUY A and struggle to get the orientation booklet out….. then couldnt find the kl campus orientation page wtf – super awkward moment)
… 啊，明天其实要。。。
GUY B: 九点，我们知道。
me: 噢。要穿ＵＴＡＲ衣哦。
GUY B: 噢，知道。
me: 。。。 register 了啊？
GUY B: 嗯。
me: 。。。 明天要记得穿ＵＴＡＲ衣啊。。
GUY B: 噢，知道。
… i fear it’s more stupid and disastrous than what i tried to portray above…
WHY THE HELL DID I REPEAT SO MANY TIMES?! WTF. I THINK I ASK REGISTER 3 TIMES WTF WTF WTF. socially inept WTF.
totally a way to make people remember me for years wtf.
SIGH.
eating sochews (omg childhood fav!! >.<) thx to winnie <3
while watching kimlup and seen dancing the utar ball dance routine hand in hand x)
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