IKEA & Orientation #1 <3

since i’m trying to repent to blog more frequently and not forget interesting details…

NAH.

happy anot wtf

super kesi one src >>

 

kesi kesi pindah barang with a girl after i poked him in the (non-existent) chest and express my suspicion of his gender.

then pindah halfway up the stairs and let go of the stuff!

watch sissi-ly as a very shuai helper came to assist while kesi hold box with 3 fingers.

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IKEA saturday 9th January 2010

angie woke me up in an unholy hour of 130pm (very sleepy ok wtf) and wan drag me to IKEA…

WHICH IS LIKE IN ATLANTIC FYI.

had lunch in SSL… SPEAKING OF WHICH!

aiya whoever who had been into SSL should know that they have tables outside and DAMN SCORCHING HOT LOR.

so angie and i were sitting there sweating while trying to decide what to eat before asking one of the VERY busy waitress to secure us a table if someone leaves the air-con room.

then came two girls who are totally “the cheena type” and i was only vaguely aware of their existence when…

they saw someone leaving the room and SPRUNG like a hawk at the nearest waitress who totally seemed like a free scrumptious lunch in a desert (while we are playing metaphors)

they practically lead the waitress to that table and i politely get hold of another waitress and ask to have a table inside.

the waitress was really nice and went in to…

those girls. (i am totally spitting out these two words)

she asked in a loud enough tone for us to hear that she was asking them to share tables with us. it was a table fit for at least FOUR by the way.

THEY PLAINLY SAID NO! COMPLETE WITH HEAD SHAKING AND HAND GESTURES FUCK UUU :@

bloooooody fuck. nvm, if you think i wouldn’t share tables also… read!

5 minutes later, we got in and sat on a table… DIRECTLY OPPOSITE THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

happily eat while see them idle around waiting for their food! wtf… dunno why so sadistically happy =.=

then there was this nice girl with her grandmother who walked in and sat in a booth for probably 6. minutes later, a group of about 5 people came in and the waitress kindly ask the two to share tables with us.

we said OKAY.

 

but the grandmother abit weird and anti-social lah… so she went out to sit wtf. the nice girl smiled apologetically at us…

later on, a couple came and shared table with us :)

damn sweet lor them. the girl damnnn sweet and keep smiling at us :D

NAH. TOTALLY WHAT CIVILIZED PEOPLE SHOULD DO! >:@

i have no idea how i got dragged to IKEA (which i had to take the lrt to KELANA JAYA station bdw)

oh ya, now i remember, ‘cuz i promised i would take her go play after my orientation rehearsal…… she abused it wtf.

the ride there consist of me listening to music while she plays pokemon =__=

took a cab to ikea which costed RM10. =.= okay lah, ‘cuz got traffic jam and that taxi uncle looks too decent and nice…… to cheat us GUA :/

went around the stupid showrooms till all i wanna do is lie on one of those designer bed and curl up and go to sleep. but nooooo, angie was still so hyped up, after dragging me aisles after aisles (i think i would make a pretty good bf if i was a guy or if i am into girls =.=) i found something i could afford WTF.

actually i’m blogging on it now HAHAHAHA.

    

angie claims walking in ikea showroom beats shopping any day… =.=

angie bought: a cup (=.= yes of all things), a red heart-shaped mirror (again… of all things) and a BLOOD RED TABLE (gotta admit damn fucking yeng till can die)

me: a yellow table <3

after all those goddamn reckless excitement… it dawned on me…

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING IT BACK!??!?!

the answer:

go bakery buy random bread and rob them of one extra plastic bag and throw angie’s cup and mirror after mummi-fying it with newspapers.

next, attempt to get a cab back to kelana jaya lrt station… but fucking “standby” cabs want RM20 WTF. RM25 can go from wangsa maju straight to ikea already leh WTF.

then, resign to catching the next shutter bus at 9pm to kelana jaya lrt station (it was nearly 8pm). sat at some random restaurant and EAT (damn hungry till cannot think straight already =.=)

watch bus uncle do gymnastics to repair his side mirror but forgot to take pictures of him!!! >.< sigh. repent fail lahh T^T

 

got up the bus and took a nap while angie who was in front got dragged into a political conversation by an uncle lol

raining dogs and cats when we arrived! got myself quite drenched :’( got up lrt and all i said to angie was: I WILL NOT TRUST YOU EVER AGAIN!! NOOOO! I AM NEVER GONNA LISTEN TO YOU!!! :(

lol jk la of course, i want my yellow table wan ok lol.

lastly, too exhausted so took a cab back from wangsa maju lrt station =__=

then came back kena chi kek by my housemate…

him: wah go out shopping again?

me: go ikea :D *points excitedly at yellow table while taking off shoes*

him: WAH friend drove?

me: erm… no… took a bus back… GUESS GUESS! GUESS HOW MUCH! *still stupidly excited*

him: WAH… erm, RM19.90 LOR.

me: ……………… (i swear a part of me died) WHERE GOT SO CHEAP *bellowed*

him: …………….. *still oblivious to my new found outrage* RM29.90 lor.

me: ……………….. NOOOOOO *wan cry already T^T

him: don’t tell me hundred something… :/

me: RM39.90 lah. *straight no mood, lost interest whatsoever and went in room =.=

P.s thanks to angie and lucas who got my table fixed! :D

orientation 11th January 2010

    

too noob photography skills till become geng LOL.

Registration

 

haih time for another totally mad stupid story

we are supposed to help out by approaching students and telling them to go register and come tomorrow and stuff.

so i approached these two guys…

let’s call them GUY A, GUY B.

me: 你们REGISTER了吗？

GUY A N GUY B：哦，有。

me: 哦，等等。。 给我这个。。 (snatch over file from GUY A and struggle to get the orientation booklet out…..  then couldnt find the kl campus orientation page wtf – super awkward moment)

… 啊，明天其实要。。。

GUY B: 九点，我们知道。

me: 噢。要穿ＵＴＡＲ衣哦。

GUY B: 噢，知道。

me: 。。。 register 了啊？

GUY B: 嗯。

me: 。。。 明天要记得穿ＵＴＡＲ衣啊。。

GUY B: 噢，知道。

… i fear it’s more stupid and disastrous than what i tried to portray above…

WHY THE HELL DID I REPEAT SO MANY TIMES?! WTF. I THINK I ASK REGISTER 3 TIMES WTF WTF WTF. socially inept WTF.

totally a way to make people remember me for years wtf.

SIGH.

 

 

eating sochews (omg childhood fav!! >.<) thx to winnie <3

while watching kimlup and seen dancing the utar ball dance routine hand in hand x)

 

 

a little of everything

…………

erm, apparently it has been too long for me to remember what interesting things to blog WTF.

so, aiya just look at pictures okay? sorry T^T

1) MUET test

=.= this was like uh, 2 months ago. qi and i went without any preparations… unless you take into account bringing a book? …… which explains the below moronic dialogue between the invigilator/tester (?) and i.

the most idiotic thing i did was:

there was this part in the speaking test that we have to discuss a topic in a group after voicing our opinions on a particular given individual topic. then we have to decide whether to support our the given views of our individual topic.

“… so now you have xx minutes to discuss as a group over this”

*big wide eyes* me: so, can we discuss in mandarin?

*big bewildered are-you-dumb eyes* “………. wh- wh-at? … i’ll only give marks in english”

………….

i honestly thought we could DISCUSS FIRST (privately) before debating OFFICIALLY.

… i think i’m gonna flunk because i AM an idiot.

2) last week, i was pretty bored so angie and i went shopping. i drove!!! >.<

i think i’m erm… quite a road bully cuz i tend to punch my honk and yell “fuck you!!!” =.= errr… please do not judge me while i’m driving.

anyway, we went in topshop and i saw the very piece of clothing i wanted for 3 whole months T.T it was even on sale! i was pretty excited and started going through sizes…… which was UK6… and 6….

i excitedly went in the fitting room and tried it on… which it dawned on me that… i could not really wear it myself (it’s a very complicated thing that you should not be bothered about)

but that was quite alright, i have an assistant outside. so i called angie and requested for her assistance. that was when the rather… embarrassing scene started.

angie: 哇，很紧leh！

me: 试试扣看！

angie: 啊啊啊。。太小啦！吸la！

me: OMG，吸着la！！

…. the topshop fitting room assistant stood outside the curtain and said “不好意识，只可以一个人进。。。”

me: 哦，不过她在帮我穿叻 :O

her: 。。。噢。。。 *walks away*

….. a bunch of much more scandalous oohS and aahS later, angie managed to squeeze me in… by successfully (finally) hooking the first hook. =.= …. there were like a dozen. WTF.

more agony later…

nah nah! stupid anot! fuck leh, can you have at least size 7 or 8 for fat people like me AH?

if everyone is so goddamn skinny, what are slimming pills for goddamnit! *jidong

sue them for discrimination against fat people! wtf.

on the other hand, wonder what people outside were thinking… our dialogue was pretty uhmm, suggestive WTF.

 

… and i think it’s balasan from telling people “a funny thing”

the “funny thing” being a friend who had no change while paying for gurney plaza’s parking ticket. she didn’t have a dollar, nor five… nor 10. yes people, she had FIFTY.

so yeah the stupid machine spit out about like NINETY fifty cents.

me? i fed it RM10.

fourteen =.=

damn sked it crashes my car wtf. (yet still got time to take photo) =.=

3) CHRISTMAS 2009

merry christmas ‘09

(just realized the stupid baker wrote MERRY CHRISIMAS … W.T.F.)

……

(my current iphone wallpaper! <3 )

qi and i off to bangsar :D

taxi lou had cute stuff lol

 

my bff damn hot right! :P

 

   

the weird one piece suit =.=

P.s not a dress wtf.

mMm fattening MCD <3

mcflurry <3

 

super emo looking at the pouring rain :(

qi: give kiss >.<

  me: apa u mahu la :/

   

too bored waiting for the guys so we resort to inflicting pain on each other @.@

            

camwhore :D

more self-inflicted pain >.<

underground mahjong session @.@

 

ILY <3

soon after, teckwei and i collapsed while qi was beside us playing sheepstacker on my iphone lol.

the rest of the people were still playing mahjong and talking =.=

damn chio! saw this while going for breakfast after another all-night underground mahjong/cards party

neh my lamp has a new face!

merry christmas :P

4) insane sudden baking urge

you

don wanna know whats the white powder thingy, srsly.

 

GOD. very F.A.I.L.

lazy to take pics of the end results also but it seems people say quite nice…. just too sweet =.=

5) penang :D

 

T^T

thank god i wore jeans =.=

mum says pudu very dangerous and stuff so she forced me to get a bus up to the skyway station in genting and catch a bus there =.=

nah! the place where i fell! :’(

damn siasui ok! taxi drivers and people idling opposite saw everything!

i even smashed my iphone on the rough pavement T.T

it’s alright though.. :)

might have smashed my head too hard ‘cuz still can camwhore

before and after applying iodine

mum says: AIYO ABIT ONLY call and exaggerate so much! always also like dat! scared me to death!

…

i swear i didn’t lor!

…… i just sat by the pavement and… cry abit >.<

what! pain la ok =.=

reminds me of the time when i was 8 or 9 and i fell down in school.

friends and the aunty who fetched me home everyday from school asked me whether i was okay, i held my head high and sucked in the sissy tears and said I’M ALRIGHT!!!

i walked into the house and sat down on a chair while mum locked the door and exchanged a few words with me then got back to cooking.

i sat there quietly, staring at the walls opposite.

then bro’s high school bus dropped him off and he came in the house.

i said softly…

“i fell down…”

for some reason, i started bawling my eyes out and bro was so shocked that he ran to me without taking off his shoes nor his bag =.=

he held me and asked me in an urgent tone if i’m okay and whether i broke a bone

i said between tears and gasps of breath: bone not broken… skin only…

 

ALRIGHT, to my defence i thought it was odd that something like that came out from my mouth. wtf. bone not broken but skin broken la?

… sometimes i say the most idiotic thing.

after that, my family couldn’t teasing me about the “bone not broken skin only” phrase.

TO THIS DAY.

mum claimed i planned the whole dramatic scene out BUT I DID NOT LAH OK. i’m not so smart ok! wtf.

anyway in case you think my brother is very caring and all

after he heard…… what i said, he said “CHEY” and called mum and strode back to the shoe rack, took off his shoes idly and threw his bag at the sofa and got upstairs to shower and then came back down to play red alert (the red alert era =.=)

 

oh wait, maybe he applied medicine for me, aiya forgot lah.  

 

waiting in the dingy bus station for daddd :(

best soya bean curd ever! <3

dad forcing me to drink CELERY juice! WTF. i cannot stand it! &%$#%$@*&#

   

in queensbay’s f21 with bla, elin, mx and a very unfortunate js who got refused for a date by his gf on new year’s eve HAHAHAHAHA

and yeah, bla LOVES FLOWERYYY dresses!

then we went to topshop and js just HAD TO embarrass us by yelling out loud

“啊！！！情趣物品！！！！！”

when he caught sight of corsets.

and comment on us all.

he said:

bla is fat and wearing an ugly dress

mx is not wearing pants (unfortunately true WTF. she was wearing a short t-shirt dress)

me? fat and made only of fats. (according to him, i am “made of 90% fats and 10% fats)

somehow he left elin alone =.=

(probably terrified of fatass’ fats)

 

js driving us from the parking lot back to the main entrance after giving us our souvenir from china

apparently, his gf got the biggest souvenir while his “other gfs” get second best while people like bla & i (normal friends) get shiny keychains =.=

 

can see qb’s fireworks from my bedroom window! :P

FOOD *damn famished

 

   

BEST-EST MUSHROOM SOUP EVERRR & most fav green tea ice cream <3

 

Angie! and she’s here in kl! and 6 floors above where i am now!

in hair salon… speaking of which, no one noticed i had a haircut yet! WTF.

me wan me wan!

 

angie says my driving skill damm noob so lead me to park at a “strategic” place where i could only get out from the passenger door.

yes, i HAD TO climb over to get out and get back in. WTF.

awww how cute!

   

i ate “红绿灯＂for qi XD

-inside joke-

bff <3

aiya stupid leh, in case u noticed, got alignment problem but i cant be bothered so… wtf.