lost in a silent ballet

i damn love fridays. fridays means after a few hours of agonizing lectures, i can go home and do whatever i want (usually merely sleeping & eating) for 3 days! half of fridays, full saturdays and sundays & half of monday (class starts at 12) :D <<--- self-cheating system in full working condition

anyway, i’m not sure what to blog alsooo but im just blogging anyway :D

aiya i try recall by referring to my iphone pics lar =.=

 

1) i ALMOST got hit by a car today

i was listening to my iphone songs and alighting for the bus and looked left cuz the cars are coming from the left direction (correct). summore the cars were heading my way quite fast so i quickly cross the road.. halfway to safety (technically also not quite safe as anything can happen in the world… but safer lor), i noticed from the corner of my eye that there was a white car on my right !!! …

i ran to the left as quick as my pudgy legs could take me T_T

 

the guy who crossed the road before me kept looking back at me… probably cuz my face was quite ashen at that point (mostly from running – no stamina, less because of the shock of probable death)

 

2)  food addiction: vege soup <3

okay lar, i think it really came as a shock to people when i said i cooked vege soup last night.. actually, it kinda did to me too.. i never cook vege soup!! (unless if you count the half arsed stirring at home when my mum asked me to look after it and to make sure it doesnt overcook or something… at which point, i had to call after my mum and bug her with sentences like “omg, mum ah, i see alot bubbles leh! cooked already or not?”

i think i have something with bubbles =.= … like i kept treating bubbles as a sign that something is cooked. like “okay, water got bubbles already = cooked” then proceeds to switch off the gas lol.

the day before when i cooked macaroni + steam veges, tomatoes & hotdogs <3

  haih i dunno how to explain this but i SWEAR the bowl is really deep. ask whoever who came and saw it T_T i ATE LIKE MAD I TELL U. SOOOOO MUCH!

 

i know… it does not look very appetizing here but it really is!

 

now that you have seen all the pictures… i think i have to confess something…

i) i stole dunno which housemate’s salt =.= … at least i think it’s salt… or maybe not.. might be ajinomoto wtf i tasted but i can’t tell the difference!

remember there was one time when my dad told me to get salt (when my mum wasn’t home) and i was cooking something simple… i think it was that time when i cooked spaghetti and my dad was quite horrified by the idea of having to eat what i cooked =.= *sad :( i asked dad: dad ah, which one is salt? *holding two identical bottles

at which point, i had already consumed alot of both… =.= trying to figure out which is which wtf haih

ii) i also “borrowed” presumably the midnight-underwear-washers’ big soup scoop =.= sorry lah, i don have what!

then use already very scared, faster wash and wipe till super dry and placed it back carefully (everything when she was in the shower) T_T

 

3) i ALMOST lost my iphone

on monday, i went out with qi & angie to wangsa walk mall.. angie fetched us omg the luxury of being a car passenger is what i craved most when i’m here! … =;= mad sad i tell you..

so we parked near the place where it is known worldwide that they have awesome 煮炒 and head over to ssl… when we set foot in ssl, i noticed a senior of mine was nearby eating with a few friends… seconds later, i was thrown into a state of panic as i couldn’t find my iphone in my bag!! T_T in a fit of anxiety, i asked angie for her car keys and went to find… to no avail!! T_T damn panic and already thinking the aftermath of the lost of my dear dear dear iphone… probably will cause my death. when i somehow or other walked back to ssl with my mind laden with worries, i saw angie… and a very wet table. she explained that she knocked over a glass of chrysanthemum and qi went to the toilet to clean up… we waited for her to come out while i continued to wallow in sadness.

by the time she did and we switched tables… our food have arrived but seeing the state i was in, qi offered to look for it again with me… and so we did!…

i was convinced at that point that i had dropped it near the car and someone had picked it up T_T

 

but it actually just fell beside the gear box =.=

i got majorly laughed at T_T

but was so relieved i could have thank you for laughing anyway…

 

when i went back, the senior’s friends were just leaving and he left last.. i waved to him but he looked abit distracted and walked past me… without waving back and leaving the whole ssl looking at me pitifully

omgwtfbbq T_ T fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml

 

4) PIZZA! canadian pizza!

god knows how long i have craved pizza (not really, but i can eat 2 large pizzas by pizza hut by myself w/o feeling stuffed)

 

pure cheese pizza

 

the only two pictures because we were too busy stuffing pizza LOL

thanks to khai chiah who told me where was the place cuz i kept thinking it was in wangsa walk mall =.=

i am salivating after pizza now T_T i need more! …

but my anatomy and physiology 2 lecturer just told us fast food often use dehydrogenated oil to cook food and it will get lodged in our blood vessels… forever!!!

FOREVER.

i asked her anxiously whether there is any ways to remove it.. like consuming something but she said NO. NO WAY OF REMOVING IT. CUZ IT’S NOT NATURAL. SO NO. IT STAYS FOREVER.

 

so yeah… and qi decided to lean over and tell me “die lor, i bet the pizza from monday is still there….” omgomgomg i’m gonna die.

P.s if you type “canadian pizza wangsa walk” in google, wei chyi’s blog is the first. lol

 

5) i think i’m facing a quarter-life crisis here…

 

why?

a peek inside my backpack says so..

when i took a white file to school.. this way the day after i changed pencil box.. and realized with a jolt that i have ALOT OF PINK STUFF! WTF. I WASNT EVEN CONSCIOUS OF THE SITUATION!!!

 

 

the next day… when i took the pink file too…

 

while qi…

 

don’t understand how she could be my soulmate sometimes =.=

of course the fat pudgy hand with equally pudgy fingers are mine while the slim long ones are hers T_T why why why!!

 

6)  anatomy & physiology II class today…

 

i think i almost killed this guy =.= sorry…

wah the heck leh, so hard to use the stupid stethoscope, cannot hear his pulse LOLOL. i think only someone heard it though…

and i think my eardrum nearly ruptured when the tip of it which is used to magnify sounds hit the table wtf

 

 

my gehgeh & 臭老man (who calls me 死老bi)

 

7) FES-tival 2010

 

had to stalk angie’s facebook pics cuz i was too busy eating the whole time to take pics AHAHAHAHAH

 

i did the round round one look at the biggest tupperware!

 

 

…. then kenji said the sushi tasted bad.

 

… sad :(

 

but i really think the way they wrap it the next day is a little………. plain lar..

 

haih fml for standing there.. i was REALLY FAR AWAY LEH. LIKE DAT ALSO AIM DAO ME! (stupid qi was directly hidden from view)

look at my stupid facial expression *bei dong

summore got people i.e. chew xing tag me on facebook mins after i spotted myself in the picture and close the window abruptly in horror :O

 

two pics below stolen from ppl’s fb HAHAHA

nah the two guys making sushi with me the night before fes-tival HAHAHAHA

 

gorgeous with a pretty huge fan club :D

 

custom made bag! <3

 

when we were eating in the cafeteria on tuesday, a guy came up and asked us to draw a recycling bag the next day during fes-tival.. unbeknownst to him, he had just invited a very talented artist (me!!! qi) who will undoubtedly win first prize in the competition the next day :D

 

yeah, she’s naked. LOL.

 

on the way to draw this bag, we went to SE block first to go to the restroom… when we walked out… i saw my biomechanics sir and proceeded to wave happily at him while he looked at me in a “one-kind” sort of way which i was quite perplexed about till… it hit me.

 

i just skipped his class. wtf. as in just. he definitely just left the class which i was supposed to attend. lol. sorry… i really wanted to go to the fes-tival T_T

 

8) FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD <3

 

to all food lovers:

 

the mussel guys in vivo city sg <3<3<3

  

bro uncle & i.. didn’t get to photograph what bro ordered for himself as i was lazy and too hungry anyway AHAHAHAHHA sorry lor.

i’m not sure of the sum of the bill (f my bro’s life) but he did comment later that we ate away a really good adidas shoe LOL.

 

9) random stuff

 

back home.. i didn’t know i have so many little black dress chick books also. 

 

pic from ages ago.. dated back to january 2010 orientation.

just saw it, damn funny i kept annoy qi with sentences like “eh, imagine if you’re bathing also need meh?”

 

nah, we both agree someone should take a look.

 

andrew says it looks like… what he’s trying to express with his middle finger.

 

waiting for a taxi to get to the airport.

 

bro with no uncertain terms, calls this

“the prostitute shoes”.

 

it is flats, not even heels jeez. (more on this in the next (probable) post)

 

you can see my fat bro’s reflection also lol.

 

 

 

you’re probably expecting me to say very nice… but… what if i told you i saw these in carrefour? … i feel… they are abit gross. with the massive colouring and all omg.

 

one day, i was craving kampung fried rice.. and as i was in carrefour.. i ordered one..

it was really oily but i ate it anyway.. till…

 

wtf is this doing nested in my rice?!

which reminds me.. i think i never ate fried rice from that day onwards… (2nd week of school, monday)

 

when/if i ever get rich, i would like to sleep like this also HAHAHA!

CHANEL klcc.

 

got pranked by qi wtf. on my astoundingly good hair day summore.

 

been eating ice cream again lately.. cant remember why i stopped :/

 

10) mememe (nah, i put last one dy, don like see mar skip lor~)

 

         

 

 

wah damn pro, suddenly come up with 10 stuff HAHAHA!

okay, butt hurts :( byebye

sunday afternoon fun - twilight

HAHAHAHA since Andrew Ng showed me http://www.facebook.com/pages/Clitorus/Back-in-my-day-Vampires-sucked-blood-not-cock/213400999237?v=wall&ref=nf 

&

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

 

i hadn’t stop thinking about THESE when someone started talking about edward and how hot he is and how awesome twilight is HAHAHA!

 

    

In another video interview with E!Online, Pattinson speaks frankly of Meyer, and proves to wish-fulfillment authors everywhere that he's got their number.

When I read it ... I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and ... it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it's like, "Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy" and she just writes this book about it, and there's some things about Edward that are just so specific that ... I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes ... feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it's kind of voyeuristic ... It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.

Fiction editor Yoni featured Twilight for her Bad Book Month column, where she presented a full numeric breakdown of the book's flaws. Be sure to check out the full list at her LiveJournal; it is detailed, eye-opening, and what the internet whiz kids might call "LOLarious."

Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372

Boys that Totally Love Bella (Including Edward Cullen): 5

Approximate Amount of Time Bella and Edward are Romantically Involved Before Bella Is Begging Edward to Turn Her into a Vampire so They Can Be Together Forever: Like, two weeks. Maybe three. The timeline's a bit fuzzy.

References to Edward's Beauty: 165

 

credits: http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-makes-for-the-best-fanwank-ever

 

W.T.F.

SRC election

im usually quite ignorant about nominating and voting in general cuz of a number of reasons like i dunno if they really want the position or not or like if they are responsible or something *stressed T_T & etc

this year, i’ve seen quite a number of familiar faces on the list – HI! i hope you guys win! :D

but when i was scanning the list… i saw a name that stroke a chord but i can’t seemed to put my finger on it at that point…

it took me a few hours to connect the dots. >> sien super slow i know

he verbally (& sort of sexually) harassed a girl.

seriously? someone that is running for SRC having such a tendency?

nah, i don’t see what he said as a joke unless you’re really mentally sick. c’mon, cracking a sexually disrespectful one? your mum would be so proud.

thanks but no thanks, i don’t fancy someone like that to be in charge. but then again, i have A WHOLE LOT of faith that your competitor(s) would secure the position you’re fighting for so…

i’ll probably just keep my hands tied & mouth sewn shut. probably (:

i want a kitty :(

i want a kitty! i want want want! T___T damn cute!

i’ve wanted a kitty when i was about 4 den i wanted a bunny when i was 6 but the closest pet i had was a goldfish =.=

plenty actually…

 

i dunno why but all of them died really fast T_T i cleaned their water n feed them one lor! …. ( “i ” can also mean my dad/mum/bro lar *ahem)

then lately, chiachee posted on fb that she wanted to rear a cat and then qi told me she felt like rearing one too. i think we saw too many cats during mamak/football session yesterday =.= england vs US.

i was reminded of the time when chuenyin told me that she saw a very cute but hurt kitten near her house one day and hid it in her closet as her dad dislike the idea of rearing animals in the house. she fed it regularly each day until one day where we needed to attend prefect camp i think. she left ALOT of food in the closet and hid it in the closet and left.

for the 3 days and 2 nights, her dad was continuously haunted by the mews of a kitten until he finally found it and took care of it. he fed it, cleaned it and took it out for walks :) so sweet!

when she came back, her dad was like…. YOU! … YOU HID A KITTEN IN YOUR CLOSET? do you know that it might have died!?

and then they nursed it back to health together and let it go. HAHA cute la the story :)

 

anyway, qi told me randomly that she needed black shirts then after 10 mins, she said she need black stockings as well.

i’m sorry but i think i have really inappropriate mindset in this sense. all i could think was how HOT and SEXY black stockings are!

OBVIOUSLY i dont mean those lala lele (read: leh leh, taught by a MIA student) in sg wang plaza laa!!

 

instead, take a look at this!

i want the bloody shirt! damnnnn nice!!! not so much about the leopard prints though…. but i secretly have one… now. lol i wear it secretly in my room cuz it’s kinda comfy lol. it is GIVEN ok GIVENNN i didn’t went mad & bought it =.=

haih so hot la the stockings.

 

of course qi isn’t as eccentric as me (only in this sense, she’s quite eccentric in other areas LOL) she needed it for a function where she goes there to work voluntarily. for a buddhist association.

i got shamefully excited, i only wanted an excuse to buy & wear the black stockings LOL. so i asked if i could go >.<

she asked if i was sure

and told me the details… attire which consisted of white long sleeve shirt, black coat, black skirt, black stockings, black shoes etc. she said that they will need to smile all the time and act fast (cannot get sleepy and steam in the middle of the event).

LOL

firstly: i have really sakai facial expression, i don’t smile most of the time HAHAHA

secondly: i get bored easily and eventually get sleepy and steam lololol

thirdly, i said:

eh i thought you said need black shirt. i was thinking of wearing my super sakai southpark black shirt and simply wear one shorts and wear black stockings go ady leh!

qi was undoubtedly speechless.

then i continued by saying, eh i have a black skirt la but not long lor, quite short in fact. i think i better don’t go la, later all those conservative people vomit blood HAHAHAHHAHAHA

qi agreed instantly.

 

GOD, HOW DID I BECOME SO INAPPROPRIATE? HAHAHAHA

 

cute anot! my new pencil box! and also finally can utilize the teddy keychain i got ages ago & the cute black voodoo doll keychain choiyan, meeyun, seen, andrew & my lovely gehgeh got for me in melaka. they even had to specifically choose one with braces on. i was quite worried that i have no chance of using it since my ex pencil box is so …. fugly. & my bags are so… aiya cant matched la. lol thanks guys, it’s so sakai that i love it! HAHAHA! 

Worldcup shirts x)

my soulmate <33

the only 3 pictures we took! T_T wore so eventful shirts but yet… T_T

& summore we were wearing jackets and carrying bags! T_T

i know lah, so much for trying (very much in vain) to look like i was gonna represent a country to compete in the worldcup with a typical heavy high school schoolbag & a pink jacket (to prevent me from getting frostbites in class! CRAZY! SO DAMN COLD! like 13 degrees in every class i was in! & class was 8-5 WITHOUT ANY BREAK T_T )

HAHAHA FAIL

i was wearing “i love england” shirt with an england sign on my left sleeve! (wait maybe it was right… nono left… i think wtf)

qi was wearing “i love brazil”

andrew says we are lesbians. wtf. well, then again jealous people are generally sour :D

& also has a tendency to eat teddy bears :O :O

gray pasture

there’s an exhibition, which is “transforming the human nature” in school today till wednesday. i went for what i thought was a casual visit but i soon realized it really meant something for me. i had my own opinions of it & i was pretty surprised people did not have the same opinions on the subject with me.

 

there were 3 sections. the 1st being a comparison between people who have food on their tables and people who do not and the narrator tells us that shouldn’t some country allocate the same amount of money used to research nuclear weapons be used on underprivileged people?

i understand his point. but, think about it, i’m randomly taking two countries: if i’m the US while you’re north korea, you’re suspected of creating nuclear bombs. and there’s little doubt that you would use it on me and harming my citizens if you managed to achieve that. you would undoubtedly use it to control every country.

what could i do? i think allocating some money to research on it would be fine since you did not sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and had openly declared that you possessed nuclear weapons. i feel threatened. it doesn’t really mean that i am researching to create a better nuclear weapon than yours but i could be researching the effects or ways to counter it.

if i do as what the narrator adamantly insists, IF you would attack me with your nuclear bombs one day, and i have no resistance to offer my citizens, wouldn’t they suffer more?

at which point, the narrator was obviously trying very hard to get me of his duty and throw me over to section 2.

oh and there was a picture of a guy on a small shabby boat searching for something. the caption on the picture was that he was searching for plastics. i asked him: why was he searching for plastics?

he gave me something vague but i pressed on… unintentionally… i wasn’t thinking! i was not aware that he didn’t know the answer actually. i just wanted to know. he said that the guy was finding plastics bottles where he could get hold of clean water in it =.=

i later got to know from qi that the guy was actually getting plastics to sell. certain plastics are recyclable like straws.

 

section 2 narrator is pretty good but his beliefs give me the impression that he only based on all of these on black and white. i believe a great pasture of gray exist in between. he talked about the world war II where america dropped nuclear bombs on hiroshima and nagasaki.

i asked him, do you think america had a better alternative?

he said yes. but didn’t state what it was exactly, but brought me back to where he thinks that it could be resolved in a peaceful way.

not meaning to be disrespectful to any parties but if it could have, i don’t think such measures would have been taken. it was horrible and its effects lasted even now.

in addition, he claims america totally knew that their nuclear bombs would bring about such damage (effects which lasted so long) to japan. then again, how would you know for sure?

he talked about greed of the americans to bring about their nuclear bombs. what about the greed of japan when they conquered us all? i don’t think i would have to remind you of their actions.

think about it this way, would japan stop their cruelty if the nuclear bomb was not dropped? you might say yes. but i shall ask you, when exactly?

your anchestors might have got tortured already and you won’t even be here telling me that they would have stopped, given the opportunity and time.

 

the 3rd section was about the berlin wall and at that point, i was too afraid to be labelled “the bitch” to continue arguing. so i only commented that the berlin wall was kinda thin LOLOL.

 

at this point, you might find it hard to believe, but i’m really all for peace but i think defending your nation should be a priority as well.

… unless there comes a day where every single country sworn to never ever create nuclear bombs to attack each other and to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and then, that would be the day where everyone is happy, secure and the government would definitely have more money to help the underprivileged.

 

that is my vision.

different & happy

recently, someone told me that i am a different person from year 1 semester 1. i knew perfectly well that it could meant well/ neutral or even bad.

but i was strangely remarkably happy.

 

perhaps it was something that i know clearly had changed in me… certain useless things that were once of vital importance to me are of least importance now. i’m glad that i have grown (albeit much too slow for my own sake), thanks to the people around me.

most importantly, i am happy. thanks :)