sex on the beach ;)

 

so far only got this picture! waiting for more ;)

 

i was totally contemplating whether or not to write this post name as “I HAD SEX ON THE BEACH” but.. then again… nah… i can’t afford to get blood indirectly on my hands. sigh. HAHA

 

before you go like what MR CHAN JER SHYAN did, i know right? seriously name dropped him way too many times already. cant help it though, if u’ve been through what i’ve been through =.=

incident #1 was when

i said: eh 69 mansion sounds nice

he said: mutual oral sex?

me: … fml.

 

it’s like the time angie told me about this thing she read off a blog

girl: have you ever heard of –insert actress name-

guy: no…

girl: she’s the girl in that.. movie… ummm

guy: which?

girl: how i met your mother!

guy: … HOWW??

girl: … fml.

 

 

FOL.

 

yeah well, ironically facebook conquers everything. since it pretty much summarizes everything i wanna narrate lol.

 

yes, i drank a drink named sex on the beach.

no, i didn’t had sex on the beach.

 

it tasted like cough mixture at first but ease to an increasingly appealing taste after awhile :P

 

3 mins after i ordered, my marvellous memory decided to FINALLY dropped in and knocked on my door to say that i MIGHHHT had ordered this before when i was out with bla in a pub/cafe sort of place a year or two back…

damnit. i’m such a sucker for naughty names :P LOL. repetitive one summore. keep falling for the same one! >.<

 

u know what, this might totally be such a good joke on people who don’t drink cuz i could just yell HEY I HAD SEX ON THE BEACH AND PEOPLE SAW!!!

damn. wasted. :(

 

P.s happy holidays, people! (to people from utar)

happy… studying to nottingham people :P