so far only got this picture! waiting for more ;)
i was totally contemplating whether or not to write this post name as “I HAD SEX ON THE BEACH” but.. then again… nah… i can’t afford to get blood indirectly on my hands. sigh. HAHA
before you go like what MR CHAN JER SHYAN did, i know right? seriously name dropped him way too many times already. cant help it though, if u’ve been through what i’ve been through =.=
incident #1 was when
i said: eh 69 mansion sounds nice
he said: mutual oral sex?
me: … fml.
it’s like the time angie told me about this thing she read off a blog
girl: have you ever heard of –insert actress name-
guy: no…
girl: she’s the girl in that.. movie… ummm
guy: which?
girl: how i met your mother!
guy: … HOWW??
girl: … fml.
FOL.
yeah well, ironically facebook conquers everything. since it pretty much summarizes everything i wanna narrate lol.
yes, i drank a drink named sex on the beach.
no, i didn’t had sex on the beach.
it tasted like cough mixture at first but ease to an increasingly appealing taste after awhile :P
3 mins after i ordered, my marvellous memory decided to FINALLY dropped in and knocked on my door to say that i MIGHHHT had ordered this before when i was out with bla in a pub/cafe sort of place a year or two back…
damnit. i’m such a sucker for naughty names :P LOL. repetitive one summore. keep falling for the same one! >.<
u know what, this might totally be such a good joke on people who don’t drink cuz i could just yell HEY I HAD SEX ON THE BEACH AND PEOPLE SAW!!!
damn. wasted. :(
P.s happy holidays, people! (to people from utar)
happy… studying to nottingham people :P
