one fat lazy bitch on the run

so i went totally out of my mind and bought 5 hairbands in one go. don’t ask. really.

 

hmm it’s sort of weird blogging now cuz i’ve been MIA missing in action for 2 months 16 days? lolz. i even missed important dates like chinese new year and valentine’s! talking about sleeping throughout your life.

blogging to me is like flagging down a cab. i know right, everything i say now is beginning to sound weird even to myself. wait, hear me out first. if i flag down a cab to get to school, i would do it everyday, thus burn a hole in my pocket. it is strangely addictive and immensely appealing to my lazy ass.. which for the life of me, i have yet to figure out why the fuck i cant be punctual for any of my classes (80% of which starts about noon) alright, back to the main thing. however, if i don’t flag down a cab for awhile, i am like 90% less likely to do it tomorrow and in the future. the same goes for blogging, if i don’t blog for awhile, i am less likely to blog soon. well, unless i have the strange urge to do so like now.

oh i think it has some direct connection with the fact that i am unable to log in to facebook since noon! what the hell is going on!

nothing much has changed since i last blogged i think… except now i have more clothes than ever and i don like half of them (don’t ask). and the 2 sisters that have been living next door? the younger one graduated and left… before you open the champagne bottle.. the older one brought her bf home EVERY SINGLE DAY after work after dinner and he practically lives here… i don’t mind that. i don’t mind he showers and stuff. i don’t even mind that she does ALL his laundry for him and frequently threw my 85% dry clothes in to make way for his clothes.

i mind that i see his undies lying in the pail when i go shower. wait, that’s just me being lucky. if i’m not… well there’s a personal cologne i would love to call… SWEATY stench thankyouverymuch for sharing. i mean he’s nice & all… but c’mon lor… that does not make everything okay.

plus, i totally miss the younger sis right now… at least we take turns cleaning the house. without her around, the holy responsibility lies in my hands. that makes me one pms-ing bitch.

 

i’ve been lazing around and sleeping throughout 2011. god, help me. oh wait, eating as well. GOD. i have no idea why… but i am sooooo sooooooooo in love with da chao right now. the amount of rice and dishes i eat is equivalent.. if not more than my bf. AND he eats ALOT and is never full. so… please slap me and say i’m a fat lazy bitch so i could actually wake up from this sleepwalking attitude.

 

also fml for trying to “go out of my comfort zone” yeah, i feel so uncomfortable now. i miss my ex non existent fringe badly. & i just realized so this is how retarded i look when i gave my bf “the FEED ME” look @.@ fhl.

 

i cannot live without this right now. call me a slut for it or an addict, i'm so smitten.

 

forever in love with knitted stuff but this fits awkwardly :/

lately i’ve also been quite smitten with my nude slippers. so much so that i feel so sad that it cant be worn much anymore as it has gone slippery. so in need of a simple simple simple (how many times can i emphasize this?) flats but i cant get one that fits me properly!! & it is not hard to get past my FDA standards.

 

who the hell eats cold donuts? me. n they tasted like shit when cold. fml.

 

world class skating…… champion er pose

 

wtf pre-relationship (above)… i guess it is justified when he calls me fatty fml. & he’s the one who’s stuffing me w/ food…… not that i’m complaining  

 

 

i feel this pic is like

ken: what are you guys gonna do to me… nuuuu… don sell me off to prostitution.. you guys are making me cry… *sobs*

 

nice necklace

 

 

i took a pic while he was laughing and said nuuu i had to take a proper (good looking) picture of him… so i did… then he was willing to eat =.=

& he just scared the shit out of me.. when i was typing this, his msn popped up @.@

 

look at my thighs! MY THIGHSSSSSS FML

but we weren’t gambling lor. it was merely monopoly in cards, which i’m still very confused about. *idiot

 

cny gathering w/ them girls + teck wei

which makes me emo about my fringe again sighhhhhhhh.

 

the love of my life <3

i mean the bunny

trust that i’ll overcome it.

 

i really love you.