the perfect hourglass figure

=.=

 

FML.

everything that should be less is more & vice versa WTF

*kicks chart angrily*

Pack up your troubles & get your old grin back (:

love this song <3

I get tired
And upset
And i’m trying to care a little less
When I google I only get depressed
I was taught to dodge those issues I was told
Don’t worry
There’s no doubt
There’s always something to cry about
When you’re stuck in an angry crowd
They don’t think what they say before they open their mouths

Pack up your troubles in you old kit bag
And bury them beneath the sea
I don’t care what the people may say
What the people may say about me
Pack up your troubles get your old grin back
Don’t worry ’bout the cavalry
I don’t care what the whisperers say
Cos’ they whisper too loud for me.

Hot topic
Maybe I should drop it
It’s a touchy subject
And I like to tiptoe round the tiff goin’ down
You got penny, but no pound
Your business is running out
‘not my business to talk about
They don’t think what they say before they open their mouths.

 

 

slept for nearly 24 hours wtf, i only got up to

a) eat

b) drink

c) pee

d) reply sms

e) close window when it rains

 

then go back to sleep wtf.

 

and den woke up feeling very confused as the sky was pitch black and i was trying to figure out whether it was early morning or night wtf.

den i remembered with a jolt that i had a steamboat appointment with qi! so i rushed over for steamboat =.=

 

whatever la lol just remember to take pics when i looked like i was 8.5 months pregnant. the right pic is a very unappetizing picture of two half boiled eggs LOL

 

dunno what possessed me to buy polka dotted boxers/shorts. i don even have the slightest idea that i like polka dots wtf. … & lace & red (??!!)

 

 

it’s all very confusing. like puberty i guess. or trying to choose between cheese cake or chocolate cake :/ or choose between jacob & edward hmmmmmmmmmm (i would personally show them both my middle fingers) & run off with the guy on the right

thanks to ah geh who intro-ed me this! i must have contributed to 1/50 of the amount of views already! he’s so hot! … like i said, puberty ok puberty wtf

 

but then again, the guy on the right totally reminds me of jacob, which makes it very eerie & disturbing ://

 

like i said, so confusing! hmm, maybe sometime soon i’ll tell you i’m actually tinklebell undercover. my mission is to sprinkle more fairy dust on everyone just for the sake of it hmmmmmmmmmmmm…  im not even sure of what to say when people asked me if i’m sitting for exams or on holiday =.= who sleeps/eats/shops/watches pps bout uncle-looking 青城才子 as much during exams anyway?

 

 

speaking of which, that uncle very shuai4 ok. even qi thinks i have gone stark raving mad cuz i kept forcing her to watch it!

& i kept thinking the supposingly sad part where he got kicked by his dad so hard that he flew 2 meters away is SOOOOOOOOH FUNNEHHH.

& den after kicking him twice, he vomited blood & his dad heart pain & came to molest his chest for awhile while whispering seductively that he was sorry & den changes seductive tone to authoritative tone & proceeds to yell at other people to get a doctor HA HA HA so heart pain what for kick ppl? summore can kick till fly two meters HA HA HA so dramatic

 

 

craving for these now! <3

 

 

bought this very tiny skippy cuz it was sooooh cute >.<

 

 

 

freaked me out so much when i passed through this place back in penang! :( forgot what occasion ady.. something to do about making sure your business flourish by throwing a bunch of papers and praying to god :// (not trying to be ignorant but… i really do not know much about chinese tradition actually wtf) qi asked me during steamboat if i know why people celebrates chinese new year & i said: first day of chinese year lor. it turns out it had to do with a monster eating kids or something wtf. & den i confused how mid-autumn festival originates with bak-zhang day…. so wtf. you get my drift.

 

lastly, lemme try to make you smile :) if you hadnt already :(

 

the hooker scenario

once upon a time, there was a prostitute.

 

:O

:O

:O

 

 

although her job was……. not quite moralistic, but she was more than happy & contented with it.

 

despite very wise advice from her very concerned friend *ahem* me about working as an illegal sex worker + high risk of contracting STD, she continued her job happily, all the while mocking her very *cough* wise friend for not joining her & instead duly studying *weeps*

although my *cough* very wise *cough* concerns fell on deaf ears, i was convinced that she would come around some day. i prayed hard anyway, just in case.

 

alas, one day, when i was watching the latest news on tv, pictures of her popped up! i was devastated, she was caught by the cops for providing illegal sex services :(

 

 

typical kena caught prostitutes’ pose:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP POINTING THE CAMERA AT ME!

 

 

NO NO NO… no… *sobs* nuuuuu…….

(after learning she has also contracted STD)

 

 

…… leave me alone *sobs* i regret… *sniff* … i should have listened to my very wise friend…….. nooooooo…….. *drips snot*

 

 

it was devastating for all of us! my heart went out to her :((

 

that’s for laughing at us when we looked like this HAHAHA

then we proceed to watch step up 3D HA HA HA

 

SOOOOOOOOO looking forward to SAW 7!!!!!!!!!! everyone thinks qi & i are crazy but.. what the hell right, if i can think kena flying kick by your dad & consequently flying 2 meters away is FUNNEH i think this just explained everything HAHAHA. as for qi, she LOVES GORE. no explanation needed.

 

 

*cough* what was i saying again? oh, she’s now undergoing intensive treatment for STD. awww, how sad :( i hope she’s okay…

lesson of the day: do not laugh at friends. do not venture into the world of prostitution.

 

P.S i didn’t think i need to do this but i know there are some people asking whether i blocked them on facebook (wtf)…

i deactivated it.

 

why?

cuz i’m tinklebell thats why.

horrendously disgusting

okay, seriously. i feel so sick right now.

i never thought i’d say this but… i’m saying it.

 

i miss my younger housemate.

there are two sisters staying in the room beside mine & the younger one went home for holidays while the older one stayed on for work. since her younger sis went home, she miraculously thought of this bright idea to bring her bf home.

overnight.

nope, not a night. not two. it has been 3 & still counting.

 

i usually won’t mind a bit. he’s not staying in my room, he doesn’t bother me and he doesn’t stare at me lewdly or whatever, so yeah, the point is i don’t mind. oh & the older sister is err… well, she never smiles at me. instead he does. in a friendly sort of way. so i really have nothing against him.

 

so what’s with the title of this post i hear you ask from the back of the room.

 

before this er, zaman overnights, he stayed over a few times before, one which i think is their anniversary or whatever and she presumably kicked her younger sis out of the house (wtf) and the housemate staying in the master bedroom went back to his hometown. so it was just me, her, him… & qi. wtf. i remembered it was the USA-ENGLAND world cup match that night and err, let’s just say we got REALLY high. i honestly couldn’t remember why or how, we didn’t even had any alcohol but we were laughing, giggling and squealing like… err those who know us would know =.=

anyway, *ahem* i think it really spoil their mood… whatever they were doing or planned to do *ahem* so er, let’s just say she sort of ignores me more after that wtf.

 

whatever lar, not that i’m in love with her or anything so it doesn’t affect me one bit.

 

okay back to the point…

scenario #1: let’s just say he doesn’t put up the toilet seat when he pees.

take a wild guess how i know. & good god, no i have never seen him pee.

 

just as i swore nothing could get more disgusting, NOTHING.

 

in a typical disgusting fashion, he proved me wrong.

 

scenario #2: after they left for work, i enter the bathroom and notice… something on the floor.

 

jeng jeng jeng!

 

guess what is it!

 

 

no, this isn’t the disgusting part yet.

 

it was a scrap of body sponge.

 

 

that wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t a part of MY body sponge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

and the fact that the poor thing was dangling there, dripping wet.

 

 

FUCK DAMN DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

i would have said fuck you but i seriously do not want to literally do that so…

 

 

SO DISGUSTING. i puked a little in my mouth. goddamn.

 

i noticed it was wet a few times after he stayed overnight and showered but… honestly everything (the whole bathroom) was wet after he showered anyway so… i never thought much about it.

 

the good news is i hadn’t use that body sponge in ages.

the bad news? i think i used it once or twice after the first few times he stayed over. not sure though, I AM PRAYING HARD that i did not.

 

^$^@&#$&*^#*^$

 

as you can see, i am absolutely giving up on biomechanics (2pm today) & my brain is very numb with horror now so yeah, i shall spend the rest of the time sleeping and having nightmares of him, thankyouverymuch asshole.

Fatty

I'm officially a fat pork roll. No kidding.

You want proof? Since I'm leisurely waiting for dad to get back from the bank... I have some time to compile all the very saddening evidence

WTF#1 when eating with guys (athletic & non athletic), I eat more!! :OOO

WTF#2 Angie's face when she saw me eating two consecutive bowls of kl portion of Mee. Then pinches my fats & say "gosh you become very fat leh" 
P.s Angie nvr notices I become fatter.

WTF#3 dad secretly told mum I became so much fatter when I walked with my luggage towards the car... 
Then he said not to tell me cuz later I emo zz
P.s dad also is the type that nvr notices I'm fat... always say i’m crazy when i do & such… Worse than Angie that kind =.=

WTF#4 the shorts I used to be able to wear AND still shove my hand along the non-elastic waistband is now so fucking tight I wanna kill people now

WTF#5 after managing to squeeze in the shorts, I suicidally ask mum & dad am I THAT fat? 
*Shifty-eyed* she said "not really"... 
He said "who asked you to eat so much"
... 
In addition, mum also exclaimed earlier "your face have became so round! Like a ball!" ... Exact words.

And then dad's food just came & mum said his is the one with extra Mee & ingredients. Then mum proceeds to ask whether I want extra too... before I could say anything... Dad exclaimed "so fat already won't want extra Mee right?" summore can poke fun at me wtf :( I feel embarrassed to be in public *wails

P.s my parents aren’t that kind that feel girls are supposed to be stick-thin and judge me when i’m not. in fact, they are the ones who feeds me with a huge scoop. wtf not spoon size. SCOOP. LOL. they think starving oneself to be thin is ridiculous and so do i. my parents are that kind that says they’re hungry way past midnight and drags me out for supper LOL. of course not ALL the time, sometimes lar. anyway, they just love to tease me lar, not being mean or anything <3 and their idea of fat is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fatter than what our generation thinks so when they say i’m fat. i’m obese. really.

Srs fml moment. I guess the part where people say when you're depressed, you eat alot applies to me. The most depressive sem ever. & I oh so hope nothing could top this anymore cuz this is probably the most i could take. Srsly, stop it. Stop thinking I'm stressful cuz of academics. I'm feeling a tad bit depressed cuz of all the non academics stuff. I couldn't emphasize this more. Hope these people would stop annoying me with their shallow assumptions now. It's only making me remember how I'm such a rotten apple over & over again. Thus making me more depressed and consequently makes it harder yet to find a damn solution.

or is that precisely what you’re trying to do?  *cynical

 

... Whatever. insane/sane moment over. Gonna go eat my oyster omelette, spicy Mee, fried delicacies, soya milk, bak kua bread & probably another bowl of hokkien Mee.

F-thestillsanepartofmybrain
Congrats to my existing fats, you're gonna have many more great fats-buddies :D now, play nice & remember to be friendly, guys! yayy!

 

I can be so sick sometimes. :P

(amazing, typed this on my iphone and send to my email when i got back home. NICE!)