69 mansion

i swear angie is getting more hiao these days, but that’s okay, more people pui me hiao so why not? HAHAHA

 

i mean what else is there to be when u’re in the mutual oral sex mansion wtf hahaha

 

all pictures stolen from yenxie’s fb :D

damn outdated lor, so long ady den visit =.=

yeah, you got that right, a swimming pool. right smack in the middle :P

 

angie’s… COKE. wtf.

my sex on the beach & yenxie’s tropicana.. something. lol

 

& then we sip our drinks like tai tais and talk about what people do in the club :P

eventful –>> i stole a huge mussel from angie’s pasta *lick lips

 

 

dunno why my frens all so hot!!!

also… as you can see, i got fatter. fml.

 

plus, some things are just… not within your control @.@

f women’s lives.

sex on the beach ;)

 

so far only got this picture! waiting for more ;)

 

i was totally contemplating whether or not to write this post name as “I HAD SEX ON THE BEACH” but.. then again… nah… i can’t afford to get blood indirectly on my hands. sigh. HAHA

 

before you go like what MR CHAN JER SHYAN did, i know right? seriously name dropped him way too many times already. cant help it though, if u’ve been through what i’ve been through =.=

incident #1 was when

i said: eh 69 mansion sounds nice

he said: mutual oral sex?

me: … fml.

 

it’s like the time angie told me about this thing she read off a blog

girl: have you ever heard of –insert actress name-

guy: no…

girl: she’s the girl in that.. movie… ummm

guy: which?

girl: how i met your mother!

guy: … HOWW??

girl: … fml.

 

 

FOL.

 

yeah well, ironically facebook conquers everything. since it pretty much summarizes everything i wanna narrate lol.

 

yes, i drank a drink named sex on the beach.

no, i didn’t had sex on the beach.

 

it tasted like cough mixture at first but ease to an increasingly appealing taste after awhile :P

 

3 mins after i ordered, my marvellous memory decided to FINALLY dropped in and knocked on my door to say that i MIGHHHT had ordered this before when i was out with bla in a pub/cafe sort of place a year or two back…

damnit. i’m such a sucker for naughty names :P LOL. repetitive one summore. keep falling for the same one! >.<

 

u know what, this might totally be such a good joke on people who don’t drink cuz i could just yell HEY I HAD SEX ON THE BEACH AND PEOPLE SAW!!!

damn. wasted. :(

 

P.s happy holidays, people! (to people from utar)

happy… studying to nottingham people :P

it’s not the way you think it is

don’t be guilty over trying so hard to help but not being able to

no matter the outcome, the point is you have tried to fix up someone else’s mess.

& that’s a whole shitload of nobility in my book.

 

i deny you the right to be guilty

&

as punishment for your insolence, you are condemned to be happy :)

936

 

<3 <3 <3

 

something remarkable happened today.

i woke up at 936am & was thinking like.. hmm why am i awake so early… is there something i have to do?

oh right. i have midterms at 10am.

 

wait.. 10am? midterms?!

 

WTF. i was ready by 944am n reached sch at 955am wtf.

 

taxi driver didn’t have rm5 for my rm10 so i had to go get change from the guards in the guard house, snot + phelgm & all =.= 

 

thank god i woke up at 936 n not 1036 or sth wtf. strangely, i wasnt the last to arrive lol.

 

 

after a month of pasta infatuation… i have to declare…

NO. MORE. PASTA.

NO. NO. NO!!!

& to think that today i just ate another cheese baked rice.

& home cooked spaghetti last night……..

 

NO MORE!

ALSO NO MORE CAKE. NOOOOOO BLOOOODY WAY!!!

9/11 14/11 = enough cakes for a year thx especially when they are all made from oozing cream + cheese

 

dunno who was my fairy godmother this year by rescuing me from having late classes and presentation on my birthday. instead it was shifted a day earlier. thanks :)

 

loads of love to the two who accompany me the whole day! while i kept talking sooooh much crap HAHAHA i bet if i met me, i cant even stand myself. =.=

 

   

 

i was gonna say if you say “i’m your father”, i’ll knee you in the groins.

but then again the dude had protection in the form of hard plastic.. so.. probably not.

 

<3

 

super touristy pics.

drama queen scenes to justify our need to take touristy pics.

“have you ever been to pavilion?”

“nooo, have you?”

“me neither!”

 

“i’m from china, hi”

“HAHAHHAA CHINA? where am i from then? ”

“you’re definitely from india.”

 

*gets chased down the road*

 

 

         

 

& i also love blaaa for coming all the way from semenyih to spend the weekend w/ me. she drove 2.5 hours due to jam summoreee… thanks to you, i had one of the most crazy weekends of my life :P

P.s your friends are very cool :P

 

unfortunately… no pics cuz we were too busy navigating through the very complex roads of kl wtf. it took us more than half an hour to get to pavilion i think while another fren took less than 15 mins to get me there.

 

screw iphone google map. fucking blue ball jumps like a bitch on fire over the place.

…*ahem*

 

i look like those people who torture people in saw series =.=

now i know why people kept saying i look damn hard to approach & “very serious”.  wtf. i should try to smile…… *crooked smile* :S

damn sien, cuz people who really know me would know i talk rubbish like i was made to. wtf. sadly true.

 

one day during biomechanics experiment :)

what i have learned:

*cough* it’s possible for certain *cough* people to get from 79kg to 87kg in a week.

& beware of people who trick u into holding something n wave your arms + keep you distracted while u’re getting yourself weighed. the system would claim that you weigh an extra kg which will den lead to more comments of your weight T_T

AND I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO STAMINA. 2+ mins on the bloody treadmill & i’m asking “is it done yet? got data dy?” den proceed to yell at them to stop the damn machine. next, i’m huffing & puffing while clutching the railing dramatically.

what was the speed again?

oh yeah, it was only 8km/h.

 

i got called “fat” so many times this sem. sigh. i hate u ppl

 

something to mindfuck yourself:

imagine one day you were talking to this nice person and the next day you saw this “nice person” hugging, kissing & many more kinds of ultimate horny actions in public.

i am traumatized.

 

 

ok that’s it. i’m gonna get murdered tonight by *cough” :P

梦

原来那是一场梦…… 梦醒了还真的会痛。

 

 

我不想和你争，想要的，就拿走吧。

对我重要的，是拿不走的。

smile :)

 

happiness comes to me when i see the smile i helped put on. :)

 

 

missing home :( 

 

i realized i have changed & learned more than i had in the 18 years before i came here. i could not imagine i was once so…… but then, maybe everything happens for a reason.

 

it’s different. & i want it to be.

 

 

dumb but lately, i realized that people who care are not necessarily the ones who text you all day, not the ones who tell you they’ll be there when you need it, not the ones who give promises, not the ones who interrogates you of each remotely negative emotions, but the ones who says it doesn’t matter, they don’t have to know, no matter what people say, no matter what shit you got yourself into, they trust your character. no promises, no sweet talk, no daily interrogation of thoughts & emotions but they are really there for you when needed.

 

texts could be just text.

talk could be just mere talk.

promises could be broken.

 

when they are there, they are really there for you.  

 

i’d say, actions speak louder than words.

* i’m not pointing fingers.. just emphasizing on the great attributes of the people i’m newly appreciative of.

thank you. although i’m pretty sure you have no idea that this is actually for you. but as long as i do :) not just you, but especially you.

 

in another 30 octaves frivolous note, can someone tell me if “friend zone” exist? apparently, some people think it’s ridiculous and stems from one too many chick flicks while others swore on it.

e.g.

A: as a friend, i approved of him.

B: no! he’s in the friend zone! 

A: oh too bad… i totally get it...

C: are you mad? where got such ridiculous thing? too many chick flicks lah!

 

and emo cuz

person D says 你最近是不是吃好住好

person E says 你的脸是不是水肿

person F says 你去试试减肥药

 

i remember there are yet a few others but unfortunately, i can’t think pass through all these sudden emo-ness. so yeah… SAD :(

very ironic hor? cuz my starting point was SMILE. and in the end it was…. sad… SAD.

 

 

hahaha just kidding. i’m happy :)

 

 

P.s happy birthday. now, if only i could erase THAT image from my mind… i could actually go to sleep. :/

love you guys.

ok, maybe cats aren’t that cute lol. conspiracy theorists! :O

smile :)

halloween

HAHAHA as i have huge hands, i took upon myself to make it skinny :P there.. at least i am honest about it. ok, i might have overdid it. i am actually very fat. SAD :(

 

someone told me in biomechanics class that i should consume a drug that would give me thinner hands & legs. 3 guesses who it is.

 

HALLOWEEN PARTY! <3

thanks to the guys & girls who made it one of the most enjoyable night i had in ages.

except it could have been more enjoyable if i had stamina. good god. less than an hour on the dance floor & i’m a goner.

as i have no stamina & utterly no sense of elegance, i hobbled to the nearest mamak with qi and we sat there & drank lime juice cuz we are hardcore rockers! wtf.

we were also very nice and got one packet back for them. HAHA. a picture of elegance, no?

while we were gone, apparently a very very very drunk guy came up to bla & angie & said take me homeee! just pay me RM50 & you could take me home for a night! very good deal leh, what do you say?

when bla & angie stood there, stunned, the guy’s very much sober friend flipped his friend’s shirt up and showed them the guy’s stomach and said “not bad deal right? got muscles wei”

 

WTF. so ridiculous that … i am at a lost of words.

 

then i kept getting lost from my group cuz i threw my phone to a guy. apparently bla says guys are very valuable at times like this cuz you get to throw your phone to them & go dance. hahaha. luckily i could always find one of the girls

A) outside stoned & barefooted (8cm+ high heels hurt like a bitch especially when you are out of practice)

B) toilet

C) drinking back at the table

D) dancefloor

E) stage <--- yes, stage. dancing. yes, we all did. whole new experience. :P apparently i’m wild & daring when i go club hahaha! fortunately not many people i know get to witness it. lol. so… if one day i was to marry a very conservative man, i would have to kill all of you, sorry. :(

 

 

 

pizza hut <3 6 types of cheese in one pizza had me sold.

angie & i talking. as usual, i have the most inappropriate of gestures, which the *cough* evil third person took the opportunity to snap a picture of us both.

being the very angelic creature i am (tell me i’m nice thanks), i retaliate by snapping a so… so… cute pic of her. *fell in love*

 

 

lucas’ birthday 0901010

(all pics taken from shuvern’s facebook)

 

being the great gf elin is, she snuck out with shuvern with the pretence of going to the washroom but instead bought a cake for him. so sweet ;)

 

 

then again, i think i need the limbs-slimming drugs………………….

i like this pic cuz everyone looks so fair!

yit choong, chew xing, lucas (fats), elin, me, jer shyan

shu behind the cam, bla in kl while mei xun is in norwich :( the rest of the people in kl too :/

 

jer shyan & chew xing.

me stoned & drinking my heavenly green tea frap in pure ecstasy.

but now i can’t stand the sight of it…

 

 

thanks shu. thank you very much. for reminding us how hairy fats’ legs are. good god. i think we all know what to get him next year. :X

 

angie is so so so obsessed with it. colourful grapes all over your legs is very hot. completed with a star. exotic. :P

 

what can i say?

cheese baked rice, cheese pizza, cheese cake. i’m sold. to prostitution. 

 

i have the hottest bffs. <3

 

kap lui while sharing ice cream with another hot bff <3 bliss.

 

so now, i’m mourning over my lost chance to go back to penang & stuff my face full of food. i wanted to hang out with an old friend who somehow saved another number under my name while i had no idea he changed his number wtf. he has the funniest stories ever. one about the time when he had two girlfriends. of course it didn’t end well… damn pro but stupid at the same time and he doesn’t mind that i laugh LOL.

plus, today i did something i never did before. i went to school with the aim of getting to class but instead, i went to school, got two newspapers and got back. =.= gastric(or whatever it is) pains hurt like a bitch :(

went home & sleep & woke up to eat & sleep. woke up at 845pm and went w/ angie to carefour.. we wanted to have dinner first but it was already 930pm? we had to shop for groceries in near-death-hunger mode on.

crazy anot. the craziest part was how unsystematic we were. in such a big place, we were running all over the place picking up FOOD (yes, we were famished, thus the excessive purchasing of foooood). at one point i was thinking of which of 30 brands of toilet paper to buy but i gave up & told angie i was unable to even complete a task so simple. =.= unfortunately, i am actually serious.

next, i told angie i was looking for a cooking utensil, she lead me back to a very far aisle. and then told me she couldn’t think pass the hunger thus the mistake. it was on the other side lol. she was also dead serious.

i nearly failed to mention angie STOLE a singlet WTF. nolar, not exactly stole but when i was paying, angie was stoned the whole time with her hands wrapped around the singlet she wanted… so………………… we forgot. serious. swear.

 

conclusion: we are kind of operating on low battery mode when we are hungry. you know, like your laptop. LOL. except we are more dangerous. like you know, capable of running into a wall w/o warning.

 

after all the crazy crap, we went to pizza hut & had cheese pizza again. =.= that 24-hour pizza hut near carrefour has the worst service ever. + the food tasted slightly off. which might actually had been really off cuz we were really really famished. :/

 

bye for now :) love you guys.

void

 

one day i had this bright idea (i just woke up) to wear my red polka dotted shorts to get food & uncle in power suit looked at me like i just killed his donkey. ;(

 

I SWEAR I AM ADDICTED. I AM SO IN LOVE.

 

 

question! what do you if say… you get ridiculously horny in the middle of the night?

 

 

*COUGH* i totally meant music horny. oops. i meant hungry. yes, music hungry.

 

so this is what happened to me, really music hungry in the middle of the night & just like any other movie (stuck in the middle of nowhere with no phone blablabla), for the life of me, i cant find any DAMN EMPTY PIANO SHEETS!

 

so… since i was really uncontrollable at this point, to the point where if you had given me joseph vincent, i’d probably kick him in the balls and continued my bloodlust hunt for empty piano sheets wtf.

i’ll regret in the morning but wtf. live the present, yeah?

 

in the end, i settled for a pencil, a ruler & a book of F4 paper.

desperate times call for desperate measures… so yeah… don’t judge me WTF. measure 0.4cm width & draw a line. *shy

 

  

trying not to waste my holidays sleeping like i’m hibernating; eating like i’ve just survived 3 days without food; watching movies like i have no life (i have no life but that’s not the point wtf)

thought i’ll self-learn some piano pieces :) *blush i hardly remember any piano notes!  keys are okay but notesssssss le sigh

 

pray for me *crumbles under piano chair*

 

been watching TOP CHEF on astro lately…

harold – top chef S1

 

damn nice person, not bossy & such. quite a charmer and many girls watching this show are like “omg, harold you’re so cute!!”

daring ones say: “ i wanna eat you, harold!”

you get my drift lol.

 

 

4 years later…

sigh. (& the sigh has nothing to do with the woman beside him)

 

anyway i’m totally loving this phrase “i’m not you bitch, bitch” said chef dave martin to tiffani faison on the show.

tiffani damn bitchy jeeez. love dave martin for the phrase, & so does everyone else cuz apparently

Dave has forever secured a place in pop culture and Wikipedia with his hit line: “I’m not your bitch, bitch.”

 

 

当你在流着口水，咬着棒棒糖，看着闪闪发亮的男人，发花痴；

我其实就在你身边，满嘴黑黑的巧克力，看着被老爸踢到飞二尺的男人，发疯狂笑

三八婆，一起加油啊